VIP

We are still at Sculpture by Teh Sea. While vandals wrecked a TWOP stalwarts crocheted rhino, there was still a lot of value. So much value that the Big Knobs from Wagin Woolarama deigned to come down and fill the VIPs parking slots. By another TWOP stalwart Perineum.

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Santa never made it to Darch

Girawheen drive.  Orbea claims Darch, but I think Marangaroo. Heading to Darch though obviously. Totally. That tree might be the only thing stopping a Commodore loungeroom interface.

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lock up yer poo tickets

Wellard station. The day a virgin in a cuntkini could walk down St Georges Terrace with a lamb and a roll of Kleenex Cottonelle are gone, my friends. wellardMaybe it’s different in boho Freo.

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Save it

Russell and Verity aren’t giving up already are they? His silence on a TWOP interview is definitely a tactical mistake, but it’s not too late.

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Outrage Sunday 139 The Excellent Wheelbarrow

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chicen. eWith apologies for any inconvenience to William Carlos Williams.

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Tiger Beer taste stops local drunkenness

Snuff still resting his brain links. I am waiting to hear from Senator in Waiting Russell Woolf about an interview request. In the meantime, The Asia Beat lifts the lid on Australasia’s worst beer.

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Singapore. Asia Pacific Breweries today confirmed beerdom’s worst kept secret – that Tiger Beer’s insipd and slightly unpleasant taste is a deliberate ploy to discourage local Singaporeans from drinking. Asia Pacific’s marketing manager Larry Boon-Hin told The Asia Beat, “We were in a difficult position. The Singapore government wanted an iconic beer that would be drunk by foreigners but not the locals. They wanted to discourage their own people from “lazy, work shy drunkenness” , while still pulling in the high alcohol taxes from foreigners.”

In 2004 in desperation, the company turned to New Zealand brewers to help gradually remove the flavour from Tiger. They turned not to DB, (Brewers of Tui), in which they had just bought a stake, but to Dunedin’s Speights, which has a strong tradition of brewing tasteless insipid lagers to the present day.

“We wanted something worse than Fosters, and Speights brewers delivered in spades!”…

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The Bayswater Horror

Jane Z left her emo, lesbian, wheelie bin witch murder enclave to visit Bayswater. Never again.

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Charrettes I’ve had a few…

Skink notes that Beaufort Street continues its descent into self parody, with the “Design Charette”. Charette being Parisian slang for prominent buttocks, literally “Small cart or chariot that follows behind.” Appropriate for The Arrondissement I guess. Many worst elements. involved, City of Stirling, Civic Hotel, Beaufort Street, the fact that it’s a “Visioning Workshop”…Really.charette

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Hills Shedism

What am I looking at here? Is this…a…house? An ark? In any case it’s pure Shedism, Perth’s very own architectural movement. If only those tree corpses were Cocoses. Surely this is not a house. Somewhere in the Hills.

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Fuck the Pen

I don’t really know what to say’, but P says, ”
Oldfield Knott Architects propose a rework of the Peninsula Tavern site (owned by ALH Group), which looks more like Galleria Shopping Centre with a Dan Murphies tacked on to the side. ”

If shedist architects start taking notice of this blog, the the future of the city is going to be fucking magnificent! Anyone have a shot of the New Pen proposal? Whatever it looks like, will be nice to have somewhere to wait sipping a Fluffy Duck waiting for a Mad Kuntz booth to free up.

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Wait, they cite this blog and then put fucking Cocoses in the artist impression? And another thing. It is nowhere near the actual Maylands Peninsula.
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