Wellard station. The day a virgin in a cuntkini could walk down St Georges Terrace with a lamb and a roll of Kleenex Cottonelle are gone, my friends. 
Maybe it’s different in boho Freo.
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The worst aspect is that the paper is on the wrong way round.
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That’s going to really annoy wellard excretors.
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I actually prefer it that way. This issue has been the cause of domestic disturbance at che charrette.
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I’m not surprised. I’m glad I didn’t have to use the bog on your boat.
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Of course, I meant the head: I beg your pardon.
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The bog on her head?
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I bog your pardon?
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What sort of monster are you???
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she’s probably a folder.
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No, srcuncher.
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so not entirely lost then.
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The lock has been put there by terrorists to prevent people from placing the roll correctly. Iraq War ? Pfffft.
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I use The Australian.
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Perhaps they are securing the rod itself so it cannot be used as a shiv.
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