The Bayswater Horror

Jane Z left her emo, lesbian, wheelie bin witch murder enclave to visit Bayswater. Never again.



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to The Bayswater Horror

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Black cat is kinda ominous. Generic white truck less so.


  2. Charrette says:

    That second pic? Brilliant.


  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    What happens to BVM when the column finally collapses?

    Nice hint of Registered Lawn on property next door as well.


  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Life in a northern town ….

    I wonder if Patti will run the Buswell Defence?


    • Snuff says:

      Genevieve was “furious”, apparently. Whatever “furious” in inverted commas means. Perhaps it means that she understood that the driver left because they hadn’t just left the room.


      • One day someone is going to make a stand and leave the room weeks before.


        • Perineum says:

          To lessen the impact of the intimidating legal process on victims, witnesses and accused, there was a perfect opportunity to design one of the new court buildings on Hay Street with a smashed-in brick wall and the front half of a Commodore poking through – the company responsible for teh Beaufort Stre sign has already mastered the technique and could have accomplished it, albeit with slight timeline and budget hiccups.

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      That’s life in Perth, if the sharks don’t get ya a Commodore will. I know where Genevieve is coming from.


  5. billoslatter says:

    Bayswaterians and others don’t forget the plonk (vibrancy) and plonk your vote down for Rusty (Column C)


    • He had only just then not left the room?


    • RubyRuby says:

      I like the detail about palm trees as “soldiers”.

      In other news, I missed a photo of the “Barnett Out Buswell In” sticker on a sign in Subi this morning. Is this a relic from an old campaign or is this a statement that running WA needs even less insight and foresight than that required to arrange a taxi to get to and from a boozy do?


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