Category Archives: worst objects

Hanging paper all over town

They’re so rich in Nedlands they get the servants to throw out the unused greasepaintproof paper…the notorious ‘Bloodbath on Broadway’ development in the background…

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Outrage Sunday V

Is it really the end? Oprah ostensibly bade us farewell last on Friday night, but I fear she will again lurch into our lives, a la Frankenstein’s monster, all too soon. What a superb piece of calculating candy floss she … Continue reading

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Gin like no one knows you’re distilling

Two more things from Margaret River. In our accommodation, fake broken plates, as if they had come from the Sutton Hoo barrow and had to be pieced back together. The other one had something about “Love her like she is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 4

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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strange days, strange customs

NF#1 sent four images: I’m using two. NF#1 says he feels no shame. Dude: how can I do the tag thing if I don’t know where the horse balls are? If I was TLA I would have ranted for 200 … Continue reading

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egg him on

Easter’s coming up: don’t forget to get that perfect gift, guys! Fremantlebiz says this ad is in one of his local newspapers this week.

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rubbwich

I’m Dee Fock and I’ll be your waiter today! Our main course is from Mike (who served up jungle cuisine the other day): he’s prepared a delicious rubbish sandwich at the five-star Red Castle. Our side dish is luke-warm chunky … Continue reading

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Knives out for Obama

By Benjamin G. Obama knives and key ring. Thing is, I know a Worst of Perther who actually bought these. And I seem to remember they were from Cash Twon!

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Everything Now $5

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