Two more things from Margaret River. In our accommodation, fake broken plates, as if they had come from the Sutton Hoo barrow and had to be pieced back together. The other one had something about “Love her like she is a rabid vixen not on heat. Hate her like you’ll never meet again.” Or vice versius. And Girt by Sea. What knob names their wine Girt by Sea? I bought this wine because it said Girt by Sea on it. Margaret River is becoming the Subiaco of the Southwest I tells yas. On the other hand, apparently they are distilling Gin down there. I did not know that. Come on Great Southern Distillery. Why aren’t you sponsoring TWOP? There are thousands of drinkers wanting to jump onto my hard liquor diet.
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Girt by Cunts is more appropriate. Does this have anything to do with the Sting/Bono Guiness anal bleaching horror?
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I’m a fan of ‘girt’.
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Media monitoring summary for Rattler yesterday…
does colourful racing identity indicate the use of batteries, ring-ins, bicarb and milkshakes? good riddance
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Doesn’t much more to lament when Bob Maumill pops his clogs
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It’s got the V-word: from the website:
The perfect vintage conditions in 2008 have created this neat Girt by Sea Cabernet Merlot with excellent concentration, displaying vibrant sweet fruit, elegance and class, all wrapped in fine–grained, layered tannins.
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Just left the Chinese Embarrassy. Door to back room was open. A sportsman brand rifle safe had pride of place.
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Is Justin Langer doing plates now?
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I wish I had thought of that line while posting.
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fart as if nobody can smell it
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That I do.
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Margs has a way to go before it’s as fucked as Subi. Speaking of which does that Elvis impersonator still hang around Tastings?
In regards the broken plate, I reckon some words have been added later. I reckon it’s genuine from a convict hellhole. Originally saying ‘Sing – no one can hear you’ it was directed at Fenians by their gaolers as a de-motivational tool to try and stop their fucking fiddle-dee-dee bollocks. That was before they got their own back with the Catalpa.
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Whats that sign spose to mean?
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