strange days, strange customs

NF#1 sent four images: I’m using two. NF#1 says he feels no shame. Dude: how can I do the tag thing if I don’t know where the horse balls are? If I was TLA I would have ranted for 200 words (and had these up at 00.01), but I am not. No siree Bob.

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70 Responses to strange days, strange customs

  1. vegan says:

    acrotomophilia.

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  2. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Kmart Midland I think.

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  3. Rob F says:

    Bring back TLA. Standards dropping rapidly around here.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      You try deputising the running of this blog, moderating it too. I’d love to see what you would do.

      I for one take no umbrage to the reign of Comrade Editor Deefock: I feel he’s doing a reasonably good job here; without taking anything away from any other of the estimable regulars here (trolls notwithstanding), I don’t feel that anyone else has the available useful capacity make a better fist of this than he is now (I’m sure there’s some who could do it alright, but I guess we’ll see should anyone else earns a deputy guernsey next time TLA goes on sabbatical and I’ll only pass judgement then).

      Until then, I wouldn’t be so quick to pounce on David Cohen; there are few who understand the TWOP ethos better than he does, combined with his consistent level of commitment to the blog. If TLA would ever give you his seal of approval to stand in next time he goes away, let’s just hope you don’t club it to death.

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  4. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Rosebud

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  5. WA_side says:

    “accidently killed”?

    Either has more money than sense and chooses to pay higher than necessary lineage charges (what about “died”?), or is alluding to his asphyxiophilia. Potential suitors beware, in the height of the moment, he may just forget that you are unable to release yourself.

    Comes across as devoted and caring until you hit the creepy “accidently killed” …
    Suggest next time he runs his listing past an experienced editor.

    Should also mention that poor old Michael H didn’t even show up in the first page of search listings.

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  6. orbea says:

    Zed and Two Noughts

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  7. Shazzanator says:

    I dont get the first one. What’s the worst bit?

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  8. NF Hater says:

    this site is going downhill fast

    well done NF your an idiot

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  9. orbea says:

    Crikey – First Dog on the Moon draws cock’n’balls

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  10. Ljuke says:

    Never mention your ex. Everyone learns this the hard way.

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  11. RubyRuby says:

    Is “The Love Detective” his nom de classifieds section, or is this actually a business?

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  12. Ljuke says:

    OT: The latest issue of Grok has an article calling for a University dress standard, to outlaw skimpy clothing. When did students become such prudes?

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    • Bento says:

      That needs to be posted here. Please scan.

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    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      Check authorship Ljuke – probably a member of the Christian Union or Young Liberals.

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    • Shazzanator says:

      The terrorists really could win?

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      It’ll be great to see Curtin’s lederhosen only policy.

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      • vegan says:

        it’ll be great to see ljuke and lazy in lederhosen.

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        • Ljuke says:

          I have been complimented, in the past, for my excellent tights-wearing legs.

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          • Snuff says:

            Many years ago some friends won big in a lottery and celebrated with an extravagant medieval themed dinner party; a Dirty Dick’s reprise with excellent catering, if you will. It was a wonderful sodden evening, spent largely singing the praises of push-up bras.

            I’d lashed out on a rather fetching Henry VIII number, and visited a friend on my way home, who to my surprise implored me to ahem, leave it on. Were I not already cognisant of the fact that she was mad as a cut snake slightly eccentric, I probably would have wondered why doing so worked wonders for her.

            Fishnets; well that’s another story …

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    • Ljuke says:

      Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of jorts, myself, and I feel sick every time I have to look at a stranger’s navel in public, but I never thought I’d see the day in which Grok would be encouraging all the hegemonies. Link

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  13. orbea says:

    **ALERT**
    Cr Matt Buckels to appear on 6PR this arvo talking about vibrancy, planning and prostitution in Town of Vincent council offices

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    • Shazzanator says:

      Wonder if he’ll slip in an ooshta?

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    • orbea says:

      Buckels says A-G Christian Porter panders to the religious right. Personal opinion. Lives near a brothel, no worries, no riots. Schweet mate. Oxford St knocking shop.
      Do you want a root room in Malaga Osborne Park industrial area. Are you putting things in a sensible area? (I think that costs extra) Are street walkers going to have health checks., security checks?
      Bob Maumill is talking about his TWO-PRONG approach.
      start prosecuting clients of street walkers, kerb-krawlers, and have licenced brothels.
      Matt says he isnt an expert on prostitution. Bob: “Come on come on MATT!!”
      Scarlet Alliance
      trafficked sex workers
      Carpenter Government had prorogued parliament, and the legislation was dropped. Leg has support of sexwork industry. Christian Porter didnt consult with the Scarlet Alliance.
      “It would be like trying to put through a carbon tax and not talking with industry”
      Maumill disappears into a rant.

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      • Shazzanator says:

        Prostitution? He definately could have slipped an ooshta in.

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      • JaneZ says:

        Fuck me, they seriously still have Bob Maumill?

        I am astonished, my very first ever PS job was over at media monitoring, while it was still all in-house, and this was approximately 150 years ago now, and he was a tedious windbaggy old dinosaur whose incipient heart attack you could practically hear even then. I can’t believe he is still alive and broadcasting.

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  14. pete says:

    So who has into Kmart and asked them ‘where are the horse balls?’

    1 point if they point you in the right direction.
    10 points if they answer “between the horse’s legs”
    100 points if you end up on the sex offender register.

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  15. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    My name is Debbie and I like antiques

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Some of those antiques can be quite hazardous, to the point of being a risk to booth life and limb…OH&S legislation of safety in design didn’t exist then: remember desk fans with metal blades without guards, or ones where you could easily stick an arm through? Maybe that’s how his dear departed wife became an amputee.

      So if I were James, I’d be wary of that offer :)

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  16. The Legend 101 says:

    Whats the point of those balls and whoever buys one is dumb.

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  17. Fredrickson says:

    You should probably censor that James’ contact details.

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