A Two Snack Solution

Is it now unfashionable to believe in a “two snack solution”? Beaufort Street, which used to be a prime TWOP location back in the day. Outrage Cohen saw the tectonic shift of food fashion in Mt Lawley, and managed to get it in focus. Unlike The Queens decor, Some things have changed! Just near the new Orbit Inne and the Seinfeld. Can’t remember if I had a Falafelz? Am I part of the problem? Might give a Bagelo a go.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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4 Responses to A Two Snack Solution

  1. AHC McDonald says:

    The Queens should bring back pheremone wipes.


  2. skink says:

    this place finally opened yesterday, so i stopped by this morning. There was a line out the door. It took ten minutes to order. I chose a cream cheese and lox bagel, plus six plain bagels. They gave me my plain bagels in a bag and a buzzer for my order and told me it would be a twenty-five minute wait. After twenty minutes i was bored and hungry so ate a bagel from my stash. It wasn’t a bagel, more like a chewy brioche. I couldn’t finish it. I got pissed off and started googling for where to leave a snarky review and found this page. I didn’t know TWOP had been re-animated. When the wait got to thirty minutes i said ‘Fuck This’ to the dude making coffee, put the buzzer and the bag of bagels on the counter, and flounced out.


    • AHC McDonald says:

      First day. Could be teething problems. I thought that bagff ed ks were kind of chewy.


      • skink says:

        i’ll forgive them the wait as teething troubles, all new places get mobbed when they open. But they bragged for a long time how ‘the recipe has been perfected to the nth degree’. Bagels are supposed to be chewy, but dense, and not sweet.


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