I thought reviving a little The Worst of Perth content for our brave shutins in these desperate times.
Remember when people used to name their boats? Now it’s always just the boring rego number. Why did that cheeky and charming practice end? Oh, yeah. That’s right. And can we not reference a local species, like the err Cunac? Would “Wet Gilgie” have killed them?

In covid 19 times boat names are affirmations rather than possession, think hard enough and all your aspirations come true
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No doubt a smooth talker and a charmer of the ladies
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A wetter of the beavers at the very least.
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nice motor
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I’d just assumed hairdressers and Vietnamese restaurants had used up all the puns.
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Sounds American. Technically that would make it wet beaver period.
Alternatively the ‘wa.gov.au’ bit could simply be obscured by the outboard.
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The more I think about it the more I think you’re right.
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commissioned by Troy Buswell?
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The man formerly known formally as the Member for Vasse?…..there’s no doubt about it. Squint hard enough and the pontoons look a bit like boozies too. It all adds up.
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Hey, is there any way you can talk to me about Pizza Showtime? I know you wrote an article on it years ago but you said you had more photos you didn’t put in the article.
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Good grief!
Young David, the Post’s crime reporter, has just won the Big Brass Mug on Hard Quiz.
Is he to be let back into WA?
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