Pulling Off Trucks

This brazen and chilling attempt by Brendon Grylls to introduce tractor pulls by stealth to the metrocentric area cannot stand. A truck pull is just the thin end of the wedge. Don’t forget Brendon that we metrocentrics are the ones that put our hands in our pockets to buy all the crap that you bumkins grow. If you want to criticise metrocentrics, don’t speak with your wallet full. And don’t start pushing your perverted country “entertainments” on us. Tractor and  truck pulls, along with the satanic B&S’s should stay in Corrigin where they belong. I urge all city types to get out there and in an effete way NOT pull that rope. Perhaps the occasional “meh” could also be voiced. Can this really be the solution to the ooshta deficit in the city?truckpullcutruckpull

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35 Responses to Pulling Off Trucks

  1. curious says:

    now that’s gonna pull us right out of dullsville.

    m’eh…

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  2. shazza says:

    I note it’s going to take three days to pull the truck.
    The city will be positively oozing ooshta.

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  3. Bento says:

    A rope? With *these* hands? Are you kidding?

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  4. Big Ramifications says:

    Buddy of mine swears the Jizz in my Pants guy is Brendon Grylls.

    I can’t see it myself.

    There is a truck pull in one of the Hard Yakka TV ads from 20 or so years go. Instead of having both hands on the rope, one chuckle head decides to pull the SHIRT of the fella in front of him.

    Anyone else remember / get a laugh out of that?

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  5. Frank Calabrese says:

    Perhaps this was the kind of “Entertainment” Dr Karl had in mind.

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/09/2737123.htm

    Then again he could just get The Filth to perform in Northbridge – but maybe that will INCREASE, but there is rthe added benefit of four commissioned rozzers being able to do their own security :-)

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  6. Bento says:

    I’m not sure they’ve thought this one through.

    It looks to me like the participants (the ‘pullers’ if you will) would end up walking very slowly across Riverside Drive. Like lemmings, our rustic friends would end up being skittled, one by one, by metrocentric Audis and Peugeots rushing cityward from the western suburbs.

    On second thoughts, maybe they have thought it through. Carry on.

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  7. orbea says:

    Is Brendan Gryllth nickname ‘tugger’?

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  8. flynn says:

    on closer inspection of the banner, the pullers are actually trying to push the rope back into the front grill of the truck. That will work.

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  9. shane says:

    I notice the banner suggests the event is sponsored by Youth Focus, which I understand is an organisation aimed at preventing youth suicide.

    With the country, which is flushed with tractor and truck pulling events, having significantly higher rates of youth suicide than the city, which has long realised you can actually drive the horseless carts where you need them to go, perhaps the cure is actually the cause.

    Is the tractor pull a covert attempt to reduce the discrepancy between city and country youth suicide rates by increasing the incidence of youth suicide in the city?

    Is Brendon Grylls trying to cull our youth so he can stay sweet with our pediaphobic Premier?

    RD082 a reference to RaymonD O’Conner and his failed government of 1982 and the rounding up and driving into the river of all those kids born since he was kicked out of office to appease the ghost of Charles Court?

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  10. monkeypants says:

    well, if they pulled the trucks like this guy it could be more “ooshtified” with out a doubt!

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  11. Onanist says:

    I seem to have come across this post by accident.

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  12. bs says:

    pack pseudo socialist liar

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