The real brothel is HERE Damn you!

Worst Brothel (architecture that is). Minor adult satire warning.

Since a post on The Worst Brothel Conversion, search engines have been directing a torrent of search results for “Perth Brothel, Brothels in Perth…etc, etc, etc” to Worst of Perth. So much so that Worst of Perth is well inside the top ten google results for Perth brothels – well ahead of many legitimate knock shop links! Fortunately for you pathetic devils, Worst of Perth is in a position to help, whilst also providing a standard irony service to it’s usual punters. Here is an incredibly ugly brothel on Beauford Street Inglewood. Could it look more depressing? The light isn’t even red! If you can’t find this one, you are never going to get any.


Worst of Perth wants to make it clear that it has never had to pay for it.

Lovely T shirt contribution from Hokusan. You may need to read comments below. Minor adult satire warning..



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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73 Responses to The real brothel is HERE Damn you!

  1. Golden1 says:

    At least it has air-conditioning and off-street parking.


  2. meccano101 says:

    I think OFF needs to be in capitals G1.


  3. Golden1 says:

    What makes me feel uncomfortable about this photo is that the fencing around the property next door is the sort of fencing generally used around child-care centers


  4. lazyaussie says:

    Oh you know the building?


  5. yasmin bordello says:

    who knew huge yellow perspex signs attached to large leaning poles could be so discreet? much more comforting to neighbours than the traditional red light i’m sure. by the way are there any moves for heritage listing of the signpost? that’s a worrying angle that could only get worse with wayward parking curb crawlers.


  6. Also needs a sepaate category for
    1. Place most likely to have sex slaves ( from the Ukraine , Thailand etc)
    2. Place with the highest number of broken down drug addicts (aka grassy molls)


  7. lazyaussie says:

    I didn’t even know 835 was a brothel, so you’ll have to help me out with sex slaver locations.


  8. hokusan says:

    worst brothel (architecture) seems like a cop-out.
    either the sex is great and reasonably priced or not.
    whats next? worst mcdonalds architecture?


  9. lazyaussie says:

    I only have experience with the outside of the building. I believe there will be a Perth’s Worst An*l blog starting soon for you though.


  10. hokusan says:

    interestingly “perth’s worst anal” returns perth worst at #1 on google. so i suppose im already here/


  11. lazyaussie says:

    How do I put crying with laughter in blog speak?
    I haven’t been game to put that term in google yet, as I keep forgetting how to erase search history.
    Now That would be a tshirt. Perth’s worst anal. Compelling. Who could fail to click that link?


  12. meccano101 says:

    Hehehehehehehehehe Is that how you found this site Hokusan?


  13. lazyaussie says:

    I see your search in the stats Hoku


  14. hokusan says:

    dear lazy aussie./
    to commemorate today’s post i have made an entry for worst of perth t-shirt entry.
    i hope it finds you well.solo.


  15. lazyaussie says:

    I don’t know what to say. Seriously.


  16. Golden1 says:

    I really like the bit on the Tshirt that says
    Did you mean: earth’s worst anal


  17. meccano101 says:

    The “earths worst” has to be somewhere and I think there is a good chance it is also in perth.


  18. lazyaussie says:

    There are two more hits for perth’s worst anal today. Hoku again?


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  20. Adam says:

    I drive past this every day and never realised it was a brothel… ha!


  21. lazyaussie says:

    Neither did I. Adam. Shouldn’t it be a red sign?


  22. greg says:

    Does poor architecture for brothels also mean lousy & overexpensive sex services for clients ? Or is it purely architectural terms where on about here.


  23. lazyaussie says:

    I have only experienced the outsides. What is the classic phrase? “I’ve never had to pay for it mate.”
    I should be getting a commission. So many search results for brothels come through TWOP. I’m sure they’ve had to put more girls on.


  24. Curiousdave says:

    How much do they charge per hour at this joint? better not be too expensive for a dodgy looking place!


  25. Lazybum says:

    Btw this place may look ugly, but it has the hottest asians in perth by far. some times they can be bitchy but they are the hottest


  26. Rolly says:

    There speaks the voice of experience, methinks.


  27. Becker says:

    The place next door is a shrinks office nothing to do with child care.

    To be rid of search history (and more) download CCleaner it will let you sleep safe.


  28. The Legend 101 says:

    I guessed that was inglewood before i even read the thread. You see i know Inglewood and Dianella very well and even know where it is and drive past it. The thought of it being ugly and depressing is just wired.


  29. The Legend 101 says:

    How many Brothel is there on this site?


  30. WarriorTom says:

    So now I know where I can get someone to suck my cock. Thanks Worst of Perth. Can I pass the collection plate around now?


  31. me says:

    this site sucks balls


    • WAtching says:

      Any idea what search brought this person here TLA?

      ‘perths worst anal?’


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  32. vegan says:

    bento akzidenz grotesk helvetica univers???


  33. Jay says:

    Perth is Perth……if you dont like it then FIFO (fit in ot F**k O*f). 835 donn’t have sex slaves or ukranians. damn hot hot korenans, chinese and thais mainly. And they make as much most west aussies…..alot. Ask then nicely what they what, they do it and have alt of fun. If they Thai better to ask twice!


  34. shelden says:

    Ohh yeh mate, this be the ol` 835 where the coppas pulled me for dd in me yellow panovan. bastards took me car and told me to take a hike. got a root first then snugged up in the bed with wifey.


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