Category Archives: worst fashion

70’s Swingers Club

Just got back from a weekend of sex and wine at our new friends, who contacted us through your site. Can you let us know of any parties in our area. It was fine wine i hope. – Ed. Quote … Continue reading

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Passionpopped Underwear

This pair of Bonds seems to have literally exploded in Highgate. Ravaged by wild animals? Or does the answer lie with this bottle of Passion Pop empty nearby.

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Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips

Johnny’s got a light in his eyes Shirley’s got a light on her lips Jakes got a monkeyshine on his head and Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips they can twist and turn they can move and burn … Continue reading

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Crack in The World

Sir Charles Eggerston: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Dont let this fall apart. We have work to do. We must hear Dr Rampion complete his report. You were saying that the crack is extending to the east. Dr. Ted Rampion: Along the Macedo … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 17

70th Anniversary of George Orwell’s diaries this week, which are being published as a blog, as is the latest fashion. Perfect time to show Vic Demised’s first submission, the ominous, forbidding face of capitalism, the rear of the Osborne Park … Continue reading

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Burning Down the House

According to 6PR cockjock Howard “Good Riddance” Sattler, Perth pensioners are gnawing on dog bones in the dark these desperate days. If so, is it right that this tavern should have it’s heaters on with the doors wide open during … Continue reading

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Mighty Ducks

I’m not really sure what to say. Inglewood.

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Young Hot and Aussie

Been a lot of controversy about Bill Henson’s nude photographs of 13 year olds. Perhaps it would have been better if the kiddies had covered up with these t shirts – except that these shirts would probably be far too … Continue reading

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Coonskin Surprise

“I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.” Muhammad Ali TWOP stalwart and notorious Rotto Bloggo heavy David “Fucking outrage” Cohen was having a break on Rottnest last week. In between rounds of mini-golf … Continue reading

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Powerage

[Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials.] I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time. Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev World Youth Day shirts now are now available in … Continue reading

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