Weekend Worstoff 17

70th Anniversary of George Orwell’s diaries this week, which are being published as a blog, as is the latest fashion. Perfect time to show Vic Demised’s first submission, the ominous, forbidding face of capitalism, the rear of the Osborne Park Hotel. Vic promises more facets of this place in the future. I thought we were allies of Eastasia?
We have always been at war with Eastasia

We have always been at war with Eastasia

Been hitting the media pretty hard this week, but this fucking outrage can’t be allowed to pass. Notice the caption from the West last week. Kim Jordan and Sue Short. But who is the elephant in the room they’re not mentioning? The figure that dominates the shot? Rottobloggo proprieter , scarifier of Eastasian media bosses, and TWOP frequent contributor Teh Outrage David Cohen. I first thought he looked like Satan, but he appears to have a halo. Take this one to the Press Council David. Is The West self censoring now?

The elephant in the room

The elephant in the room

Now, as you know, Weekend Worstoff’s are a chance to look at some interstate and international worsts. I’ve actually got far too much original material this week. That’s always the curse of the blogger. Too much original material. Won’t even be bothering with non original outside links. Fucking outrage. This is a superb worst from The Cookster, via his mate Gary Knights. Amazing shot of a woman dressed in alfoil on the steps of a church in Croatia. I thought her mate was Todd Johnson for a moment. Thanks Cookster, and kudos Gary. (Although cutting the boots off is unfortunate.) Fantastic.

CIA can no longer eavesdrop on her torso

CIA can no longer eavesdrop on her torso

Bento sent me some absolutely brilliant worsts from his international worst harvesting expedition. So many that I actually will have to run them over several weeks. Behold King Arthur’s pissweek world in Cornwall. These shots are beautifull taken too. They really should be featured in a photo site. Bento says…

Each step revealed a new travesty – we thought it was going to be the highlight of the trip, until we went to dinner at a restaurant which, unbeknownst to us, was a Scientology front…

A Scientology front Bento? Is that like Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear? Tshirts?

Grail Trail. Former peasant hanging station.

Grail Trail. Former peasant hanging station.

The text has some shit about Mordred.

Merlin's caravan in the background

Merlin's caravan in the background

Pull a plastic sword out of the stone. And careful, the deck may be slippery.

Pull a plastic sword out of the stone. And careful, the deck may be slippery.

What a great worstoff. Thanks everyone. Fantastic. More Bento works next week.

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20 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 17

  1. Cookster says:

    TLA – Gaz didn’t have much time to focus as he was a bit concerned that Todd Johnson would leap up from his stone perch and thwack him with his Jesus sandles.

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  2. Cookster says:

    Here’s a full boot shot…

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  3. Vic Demised says:

    Toddeus Johnsich looks like he’s about to hurl down the sour pickle he has been licking and give Gaz a low-budget colonoscopy with his own camera.

    Barely discernible on the Ozzie Park Hotel sign is the much-faded inscription “Bucks Off” -which may be double entendre.

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  4. SkyLantern says:

    Gee, Paris Hilton’s really let herself go. And you’d think her Greek shipping heir boyfriend could afford a new pair of jeans.

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  5. Bento says:

    Cheers for the credit LA.

    Erm, what’s that next to Cyber-Paris’s right leg?

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  6. I thought it was a dog’s willie.

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  7. Bento says:

    No, I saw the dog’s willie – that’s on her left, wearing Jesus sandals and looking like an 80s rocker with murder on its mind.

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  8. Cookster says:

    Has anyone noticed the octopus by her side – fresh and ready for smoking. I’d say the pink thing is an octopus smoking device, but we’d have to ask teh Cohen about that.

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  9. It’s a dog’s willie damn youse. Why can’t anyone see that?

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  10. Bento says:

    Dog’s willie, octopus smoking implement, cyber-Paris in a tinfoil dress, Tod Johnsich in Jebus sandals – what the hell have you stumbled on, Cookster???

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  11. Rolly says:

    It’s a putrid pink fanny vibrator, you dumb sods.
    The weak willie beside her needs a bit of help in his efforts at ‘doing the business’.

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  12. Hughie says:

    No-one else thinks the chap next to alfoil chick has more than a passing resemblance to D. Cohen?

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  13. David Cohen says:

    Hughie: if it was me, surely the octopus-smoking implement would be on my person, not hers? No way I’d share an implement that’s good to go with tightly-wadded Cathedral Rocks octopus…

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  14. No, here’s where you look for Teh ‘Rage doppleganger. (pic 2)
    https://theworstofperth.com/2008/04/24/amiche-per-la-pelle/

    They broke the mould before they made David.

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  15. Hughie says:

    DC, the closest I’ve ever been to you was at the 2004 Media Ball, when I believe you gave a speech. Of some sort. I just don’t know what, if anything, you do with smoking implements and/or octopuses.

    TLA: They might’ve broken the mould, but it grew back greener…

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  16. David Cohen says:

    Teh 04 Ball. Fond memories. Were you with us when we were staggering around outside Observation City at 0400, looking for a nightclub that was still open? Happy times!

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  17. Cookster says:

    @16 – yeah and who did we find at 0700 hours trying to roll wet goldfish fresh from Eileen Bond’s original lobby water feature into tally ho papers? You gotta dry it our first man!

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  18. David Cohen says:

    The wines had been too various, Cookster. It wasn’t the quantity – it was the quality. Grasp that and you have the root of the problem.

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  19. Cookster says:

    As in Summer Wine Vs a fine Marlborough region sauvignon blanc?

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