Category Archives: worst art

Wesley Tree of Life

Paracleet was on hand for the unveiling of the latest piece of public art at the (Wesley) Emo Church on the corner of William and Hay Street. Although it gives the assorted goths Elmos and other loosers who gather here … Continue reading

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Gay Spinnakers Pucker…

Art is permitted to survive only if it renounces the right to be different, and integrates itself into the omnipotent realm of the profane. -Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno Well obviously. And this must be the “high art” that those primo whiners … Continue reading

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Freo Tableau

Nice. A  tableau from Pete F. Nothing better than a tableau unless it’s tableaux. Worse even than recent Leederville action, Freo’s still back in 2007 artz mode. Well if it’s Freo, 1977 is still possible. Just to share a story. … Continue reading

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Gum metal

Had reason to be inside Condor building on business yesterday. It has a metal gumtree inside.Really.

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Hung like a Barra

More fisherfolk with odd appendages. This one in Karratha Port Hedland from Rob F. Does this really do anything for Dedland? Why bother with dross like this. It’s simply terrible. Is he wearing a dress and being sucked off by … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 158

Dave P saw a meta-cock in Bunnings O’connor and an angry Jesus(?) bog roll holder.Several people sent me this. The first was The Colour H. Could have something to do with the “Climate Naturopath” Lord Monkfish being around, I don’t … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 808 State

Big pow-wows this weekend in Teh Pert: ALP, and WA Police Union. I can’t confirm if I’ve been at either. But the skinny is this notepaper is being forced on delegates at one… Both meetings have already unanimously approved an … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 157

Pete F saw the terrible sculpture pulling cones in Freo. Definite improvement.Natalia Fan#1 sees a curiously flattened back door in Malaga Markets. Isn’t this a distorted Schiele?The Country Bandit sees that the spirit is weak in Stoneville. This style of … Continue reading

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Give the gift of heads

Two worst worthy items in curio shop William Street (Turnstyles) . A carving celebrating decapitation, and a whole roll of Boans wrapping paper. I was going to ask the price, but the shop person was absorbed in playing solitaire on … Continue reading

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