Gay Spinnakers Pucker…

Art is permitted to survive only if it renounces the right to be different, and integrates itself into the omnipotent realm of the profane. -Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno

Well obviously. And this must be the “high art” that those primo whiners Adorno & Horkheimer were defending, or would have been if they had fled to Morley rather than being forced to complain about jazz, freedom and movies in America. Or would “Puckered spinnaker” have been too omnipotently profane for you Theo? These two masterpieces auteured into 2D by Brer Bento have theorists divided as to age. They must either be 60 years or 6 months old. The six month proponents point out the startling resemblance to Outrage haiku, poor syllable count and all. The rest are generally claiming “Gay? Pucker? Wot fuck?” and murmuring about a nuevo Ern Malley hoax.

Gay spinnakers pucker
Life returns to idle tillers
Catspaws scamper across the water.

Wouldn’t “idle tilers” have been more resonant? Another tradie seduced by minesite wages?Centered clay
A bowl is born
The wheel stands still

I like how they could centre the clay, but not the text.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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51 Responses to Gay Spinnakers Pucker…

  1. NF#1 says:

    Speechless, except to say that Gpysy has finally been given a run for its money.


  2. WAtching says:

    Tell me you bought them…


  3. The Legend 101 says:

    I bet gay people will buy it as an ordament for there house.


  4. David cohen says:

    For me china plate Bento
    What a total cunt.


  5. sharon says:

    Second hand bargains,
    you can’t buy at Ikea,
    where bowls become plates.


  6. Orbea says:

    Is Patrick Swayze
    Still trying to root Demi?
    Adorno loves movies


  7. NF#1 says:

    What an insensitive bunch of cunts you all are, for just as there can be no poetry after Auschwitz, there can be no haiku after this pottery.


  8. vegan says:

    where did you see these divine plates bento?


  9. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    If Gordon Ramsey can do plates, so can Justin Langer.


  10. Rouei says:

    I am very very interested to know if there was a signature on the back of these. It’s a real failing of mine to buy stuff like that from good sammies or vinnies just in case it turns out to be worth something. In this case, the worth is in the laughter.. I know a few potters at uni who would find those absolutely hilarious.


  11. Bento says:

    How do you feel about the kerning, TLA?


  12. rottobloggo says:

    Of course they were $299 each, not nearly $3 each. For sure.


  13. skink says:

    listing to the side
    like a schooner in the breeze:
    wonky pottery.


  14. orbea says:

    Latest from meeja monitors
    “Royalties for regions funding for Muresk Ag College:
    $10m of Royalties for Regions funding has been allocated by the State Govt to capital upgrades at Muresk’s Northern Campus; Curtin Uni had been managing the Agricultural College since 1969 but last year withdrew its support for the campus because of declining enrolments; Peter Collier says the college will be a beacon nationally and internationally as a centre of eksalince.”

    That beacon is a burnt out car at Inseminators


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      That will supply them with approximately 6 or 7 Maybach limos, which they can pretend to be wiggaz and make like their hero Kanye West (funny how the music tastes of some of them deviate from the country genre, for all their rurotardian nationalistic tendencies), who sets about destroying one in a video.


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