Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

I see we had cock graffiti from Maylands yesterday: snore bore. It is time for a post with 100% western suburbs’ goodness. This is the standard of graffiti we have in the Golden Triangle: dated with Roman numerals. The sea of grass is in Johnston Street, Peppermint Grove; the wall FVK is between Napoleon and Jarrad Streets in Cottesloe.

The wall FVK is not far from Luke Power’s tattoo shop: yes, the Rock Machine president hopes to open his parlour in Cottesloe Village. Luke didn’t return the POST‘s calls last week – when will he lodge the paperwork with Cott council? He is calling it Ronin Indelible Aesthetic.

Speaking of the POST, I know two TWOPers at least have giggled in a juvenile manner over the recent report of a Friend of Hollywood Bush (Nedlands) taking armfuls of bongs to the bin. I took a lunchtime stroll there on Friday and was delighted to spot even more…

The dessicated litter in the background is a packet of CCs (nachos flavour): perfect for those midnight munchies!

I would have taken this, but it was kaput.

More evidence of criminality: perhaps Mr FVK was here?

The most harrowing image of all, taken on a train that had just pulled into Shenton Park. Down for the count – but at what price?

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55 Responses to Outrage Sunday FVKMMX

  1. RubyRuby says:

    Bah to the Westies post.

    I went to a servo in Dianella recently and asked for the air gauge for the tyres. They had the gauge and the hose all behind the counter – can’t leave the hose out, either gets nicked for retic, bongs or meth labs.

    And I notice that Nedlands makes do with common garden hose…


  2. RubyRuby says:

    And that Wrong Way Go Back sign – is that because advancing will take you onwards… into a wall?

    At what point do we truly have too many signs in the nanny state of Westralia?


  3. The Legend 101 says:

    Is FVKMXX stand for something?


    • Grrr says:

      It’s Sunday, and I can’t be sure, and I am blocked from that hideous town on account of a horrible misunderstanding (It was my finest hour), and I am not an expert in reading, writing or arithmetic, but here’s where I think this story ends:
      FVK could be some posh Hale or Trinity kid writing FUK in faux middle english, it could be the local “krew” (akin to the feared KGB of old), or it could be the signature or “tag” (if one speaks Jive) of the artist.

      MMX allows us to date this scrawl not from the colonial days, when the Noognar elites fought the first battles to Keep Cott Low, but from last year.

      But they probably don’t teach facts like that these days.


  4. pete says:

    I’d like to see the hoodlums of Perth put their powers to good and find a use for those Coles fingers that would outrage the grown ups and ultimately have them banned.

    I’m not a criminal mastermind so all I can think of is spray painting around them, like the Aboriginal blokes used to do in ye olde times. You can probably get a nice buzz swallowing the paint before you spit it onto the hand, if that will help.


  5. Bento says:

    Maylands? MAYLANDS?? That was a 100% Mount Lawley cock, Outrage. You Midland dwellers clearly have no idea about geography.


  6. Lil' Sis' O' The Turnip says:

    Yes it is. The border runs along the train line between Railway Pde and Whatley Cr. Mt Lawley’s border runs along the Railway Pde side.


  7. Bento says:

    No it doesn’t. The Gables, the Hatchery and the Castle are all in Mt Lawley.


  8. vegan says:

    those coles hands are just plain creepy. and the ads just wrong.


  9. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I think this is as close to a Hollywood drug problem as some of these Westie snots as they will come, thinking that by having a few crafty bongs out in the bushes near the cemetery will earn them the appellation of a rebel, even if they’re being groomed to ultimately become corporate lawyers, surgeons and MBAs at their private schools.


    • rottobloggo says:

      They have surgeons at school?


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Ha ha, you know what I meant :)

        Let’s face it, a higher-than-average quotient of those graduates of the private schools in that area will go on to become corporate lawyers, surgeons and MBAs once they’ve completed their tertiary studies, than pretty much anywhere else in Perth.

        Just clarifying, lest you thought that I said that it was directly form there! But once they’ve attained those professional statuses, no doubt the days of having a crafty bong behind the War Cemetery as a 13 year-old will be but a hazy memory, as they by then would be able to procure A-grade Colombian marching powder, having a crafty toot between clients, invoking risible recollections of their “wasted” youth of Gatorade, Nylex and Lakeway Drive-In heads.


    • Grrr says:

      Please. The elites of the Western Suburbs are into high end Colombian White. Snorted off mother-of-pearl toilet seats, or the various body parts of PLC/MLC/St Hilda’s/delete as appropriate girls in between trips to the OBH/Steves/Hula Bula Bar.


    • JaneZ says:

      Chip, meet shoulder, Bo’T?

      Nice to see nothing’s changed down at the old boneyard, anyway.


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Nah, not as such, though I did work amongst the gentry for over seven years in the Western Suburbs, which simply confirmed for me that boganism knows no class boundaries; just because they come from a moneyed background (thus being more able to indulge in ostensibly more clarsy pursuits), that is no impediment to cultivating obnoxious attitudes that are the hallmarks of the bogan, be it the traditional types of the Bourbon Street corridor, or those of the nouveau riche who commute along the Stirling Highway.


    • Ljuke says:

      This would never happen south of the river. They use buckets.


  10. Rolly says:

    I have a tendency to un-remember insignificant detail.
    Filling your loaf with brace, as well as snorting it, is a rolls, not compulsory.


  11. orbea says:

    constant incomprehension and always losing your mobility scooter? happens when aging, Roly “not fat chicks” Poly confirms this


  12. The Legend 101 says:

    Talking about Mayblands there was a bad house invation there the other day, Does this have anything do with it?, A better question is what the hell is FVKMM?


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