Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Western Suburbs Worst

Letter to Subiaco Post, picked up from Google news reader. POST Newspapers Online: Letters via kwout

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Winged, Norked and Wrapped in Plastic

Come forth my lovely languorous Swan Valley Sphinx! and put your head upon my knee! And let me stroke your throat and see your body spotted like overripe muscat grapes! And let me touch those curving claws of yellow ivory … Continue reading →

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Tropic of Midland

For a hundred years or more, Midland, has been dying. And not one man, in these last hundred years or so, has been crazy enough to put a bomb up the asshole of Midland and set it off. Centrepoint is … Continue reading →

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Coming Worst Events

POSTPONED? This event may have been postponed. Murray’s tentacles reach very far. The future of Journalism Conference sponsored by Media, Entertainment & Arts Alliance/Walkley Foundation link is not yet updated, but as far as the (yet to be finalised) lineup … Continue reading →

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The Door of Perception (with teatowel holder)

(Dont forget the Win Big with the Worst of Perth, Town of Vincent competition is running this week. get your entries in.) The heads are pouring in by the hundreds into Oats Street Carlisle, bombed out of their gourds, hundreds … Continue reading →

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Can’t buy me mice

(Dont forget the Win Big with the Worst of Perth, Town of Vincent competition is running this week. get your entries in.) A very poor man may be said in some sense to have a demand for Merrys leather happiness; … Continue reading →

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Posh

(Dont forget the Win Big with the Worst of Perth, Town of Vincent competition is running this week. get your entries in.) Vic Demised snapped this shot of a toilet on Barrack Street. Please thank me for cropping out his … Continue reading →

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The Last Soldier

A Sunday worst in the form of condemnation and a plea from the mining and Colin Barnett expert, MyNing. The fuel that powers the MyNing Barnett diatribes, Swan Stout, is apparently not being produced anymore. MyNing has scoured and emptied … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 25

Went back to the Town of Vincent’s Stripper’s’ World for another look. As well as being home to the Cunt ‘Kini, you can also get a non C model. Or it might be the back. So if Margaret Court and … Continue reading →

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