Winged, Norked and Wrapped in Plastic

Come forth my lovely languorous Swan Valley Sphinx! and
put your head upon my knee!
And let me stroke your throat and see your
body spotted like overripe muscat grapes!
And let me touch those curving claws of yellow
ivory and grasp
The tail that like a monstrous 10″ (Asp) coils round
your heavy velvet paws!

And then let’s go to that fake German brewery
and that golf place with the big balls
and oversize clubs
oh and the chocolate factory

Oscar Wilde – The Sphinx of the Swan Valley

Nice find from Liluri on West Swan Rd Swan Valley. Liluri says they have been wrapped in plastic for months. I suspect they might look better with the plastic on. I also suspect they might be another Busty Big Cats, from back in February, which stilll gets lots of search hits, particularly from Italy and Albania.  Definite signs of straining boozies under that plastic. Thanks Liluri.
None shall pass

None shall pass

Bustin' out

Bustin out

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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11 Responses to Winged, Norked and Wrapped in Plastic

  1. Rolly says:

    ‘Ighly ‘umourous.
    Once again you raise a titter. ;)

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  2. B.T. says:

    Even better than flaming Falcons!

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  3. Ljuke says:

    “She’s dead, Harry. Wrapped in plastic.”

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  4. Grrr says:

    Maybe they’ll be unwrapped at this weekend’s Spring In The Valley?

    Or maybe they’re vomit-proofed against the boguns who, even now, have booked out Perth’s entire supply of Purple Party Buses so they can get dem sum kulcha tomorra?

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  5. Rusty says:

    Looks like those winged maiden beasts on the poles at Waldecks Kingsley… but slightly charred.

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  6. David Cohen says:

    I hope they’re going to upgrade the letterbox – it just can’t compete with those two magnificent erections.

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  7. Cookster says:

    Are they wearing gimp masks perchance?

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  8. Snuff says:

    Christ, kid, you’re a weirdo. Pop get pizza for cat !

    http://tinyurl.com/yq7o3f

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  9. Cookster says:

    I’m so Glad…

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  10. Didn’t they belong to Hitler?

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