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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Win Big with The Worst of Perth

Posted on October 3, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The Town of Vincent is considering a community design competition to replace the “Nuclear free zone” welcome signs. (click for large version). The Worst of Perth thinks that you can do better, and is offering two bottles of TWOP favourite … Continue reading →

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The Only Gay in Allen park

Posted on October 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Well I was going to save this for weekend, but with a gig of photos in the queue, what the hell. Did anyone try to read Paul Murray’s muddled headed anti gay piece today? I call hypocrite Murray, as Skink … Continue reading →

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Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips

Posted on October 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Johnny’s got a light in his eyes Shirley’s got a light on her lips Jakes got a monkeyshine on his head and Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips they can twist and turn they can move and burn … Continue reading →

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Stripper World Blues

Posted on October 1, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes, when I’m alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance. Tori Spelling Thanks to several who pointed me to this place. Strippers … Continue reading →

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The Best Ten Worsts One Year In

Posted on September 30, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The Lazy Aussie’s Top ten worsts from the blog’s first year. You may have others. Triumph of The Worst. The Worst of Perth has public art removed from City. The giant arsed aboriginal sculpture got laughs from all over the … Continue reading →

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World’s Greatest Chef

Posted on September 30, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Does this make you want to eat at the Don Camillo Restaurant in Osborne Park? I’ve no idea if the Chef is indeed the world’s greatest. He may well be. Even if he’s middling to average, I’d be ok with … Continue reading →

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Back Door Babe

Posted on September 29, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In July, I expressed doubt at being able to do justice to this kangaroos orifice. I would be a little more confident with this one. Some kind of Asian sex toy? A fitting post for the first anniversary of The … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 24

Posted on September 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Well it’s Grand Final day, and what great value from Clancy’s pub. A pie AND a pint for only $20. Incredibly nice of them to only double the price. From Turf. And a sculpture of…well it’s a willie isn’t it. … Continue reading →

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Creep Drink Man Woman

Posted on September 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Two repulsively creepy ads. Would a mother name her son Eros? Can I suggest it will also be the last time he graces Members equity? And the woman with the too small body?

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At The Toba, Tobacabana

Posted on September 25, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I had taken a shot myself of the mangled bicycle rickshaw outside the Toba restaurant, but since Bento also took the trouble, I’ll use his. How did it get like this? I assume patrons from the Queens or Brisbane. I … Continue reading →

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