Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Town of Vincent, The Howling

Voting Closed. Bedford Crackpot the winner by about 40 votes. Fucking Outrage Cohen Second. Winners can make arrangements to pick up piss. Skink came in third, which was a shame, because his was actually a lot better than Outrage’s. There … Continue reading →

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The Hunt for Drunk October

It’s Mo-tober, so here’s Octoberfest. Curtin University Tavern. What are those boys hiding behind their steins. And her hair?

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Emptying her Jugs

I couldn’t resist this one from Ross Salvage. Wide or close always the horror, the dolphin, the boozies, the hand… I was so taken aback, I forgot to check the price. Would someone really buy this?

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Weekend Worstoff She-Ra Edition

Well I got up at 5:30 am to catch the train to see Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi speak about the future of Perth for The John Curtin Institute of Public Policy. (Or something). Was it worth it? Well yes. Bacon was … Continue reading →

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YOU Judge Worst of Town of Vincent

Since wordpress was kind enough to add polls feature only today, I thought it might be better to let the readers decide who gets the two bottles of Howling Wolves wine. You can vote for your own, and for more … Continue reading →

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Atom Tan

Well, the girls are frisky in old ‘Frisco A pretty little chick wherever you go And they walk and I’ll walk They fish and I’ll fish They sin and I’ll sin They fly and I’ll fly Where they’re out there … Continue reading →

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Passionpopped Underwear

This pair of Bonds seems to have literally exploded in Highgate. Ravaged by wild animals? Or does the answer lie with this bottle of Passion Pop empty nearby.

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Watermelon Shark Fin

You lie watermelon. You lie through your red seeded arse. In fact why should I even believe you are red just because you say so? Red? Bullshit. From David Cohen. Yes, a fucking outrage. And I include this Northbridge shark … Continue reading →

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Rock & Roll Mafia Hookers

Another from Osborne Park specialist Vic Demised who went outside his discomfort zone to Stuart Street Tuart Hill for this. I’ll assume it’s pro mafia Vic?** Ok, I’ll see your Mafia and raise you another footpath manifesto from Stirling street … Continue reading →

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