Tag Archives: rottnest

Outrage Sunday 69 overwhelming evidence

Krazy Kym bought a glue gun at Spotlight while I inspected the exterior. The books on the table of this woman who has it all are Images of Rock & Roll and Hollywood Portraits: Classic Scene Stills 1939-51. It’s a … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 42 Rotto

Back from eight blissful nights on the beautiful island. Of course the looser vituperative in me couldn’t help but note some areas of concern. These quokka items in the souvenir section are very popular… Some say there are too many … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 41 soft

On Rottnest: boys’ fishing trip. All fine until someone took out his washing powder with fabric softener. Fuck me drunk. Did our Diggers skate into the hails of bullfrogs at Wipers so their children could use fabric softener? Did we … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading

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Bothering the Botherers

Two graffitis, one from the god bothering community, and one from the god bothering botherers. Don’t you think it a little outre that someone liking God would graffiti  a place of worship? When I worked in film and video, it … Continue reading

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Worst Below the Waterline

They need sex like the infantry needs alcohol. (Das Boot) I was going to post this last week, but wanted to make sure I could acknowledge the taker of this fine picture, Stephen N. (Via Chris O). Yes it is … Continue reading

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Coonskin Surprise

“I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.” Muhammad Ali TWOP stalwart and notorious Rotto Bloggo heavy David “Fucking outrage” Cohen was having a break on Rottnest last week. In between rounds of mini-golf … Continue reading

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Something Rotten in The State of Rottnest

Another excellent submission from David Cohen of Rottobloggo. You’re becoming TWOP’s West Bank correspondent David. When The Lazy Aussie was a young Rotto visitor, there was a dark and seedy amusement centre behind the latticed milk bar, with worn pool … Continue reading

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