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A rocket in pocket.

I always wondered whether those visible pockets in denim cutoffs were deliberate, or that the perpetrator was so keen on making them short enough for their arse to hang out that it was a mistake. Question answered by RubyRuby at … Continue reading

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Where wolf?

You read The Worst of Perth, you’ve spent 3 hours at kerning college…and yet, something still doesn’t sit right. Then you do the other sign. Perhaps part of you is saying, “It’s only a Blockbuster maimed by a tornado…” But … Continue reading

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Morley Weirdoes

Yeah, she got that right. See also Dianella degenerates. By Rob F.

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 40 the scream

I’m not sure why this outrages me so much. I will think it through. It’s not as outraging as Matthew Broderick’s sellout. Only Dame Edna can appropriate Munch. But when Barry Humphries does ads he is not selling out. FBDO … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 37 to market

A commercial designer associate ranted about Morley’s Coventry Square markets: “heinous” was one of the adjectives. I was sceptical, as the pre-opening buzz was intense. Krazy Kym and I checked them out, and we are pleased to report they are … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading

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Gay Spinnakers Pucker…

Art is permitted to survive only if it renounces the right to be different, and integrates itself into the omnipotent realm of the profane. -Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno Well obviously. And this must be the “high art” that those primo whiners … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 162

As the bong inspectors saddle up and start closing in, there’s panic selling on the streets. Seen by Nataliafan#1 Morley Markets. And Pete F sent some Cairns shots. “kangaroo lined sideboard. awesome. Kangaroo skin cut & coloured to be gun … Continue reading

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The Love Box

So, so, many great shots coming in from people, that I thought I better make an effort myself. I love this letterbox on Morley Drive. Is that Cupid? Eros? Romulus? Surely not Frig-in’ Loki? (That Loki shit is like, whoa … Continue reading

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