Where wolf?

You read The Worst of Perth, you’ve spent 3 hours at kerning college…and yet, something still doesn’t sit right. Then you do the other sign. Perhaps part of you is saying, “It’s only a Blockbuster maimed by a tornado…” But if that’s the case, why kern up the apostrophe hole? Baffling.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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20 Responses to Where wolf?

  1. Bento says:

    Old dude, you are totes not down with the tech-savvy kiddies. Sexting, I believe it’s called.

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  2. rottobloggo says:

    “kern up”?

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  3. BRIK says:

    The usage of 80’s colour patterns has to be a worst in its self.

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  4. Shane says:

    Not to support Morley typos, but I believe they’re trying to say (in a groovy, hip-hop way) “we R (are) open”. They still deserve all the scorn we can muster.

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  5. Snuff says:

    Does every shop in Perth now feature a bollard and a trolley ? I hope so.

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  6. Methinky says:

    What are ‘normal trading hours’ these days anyway? Now that a nocturnal purchase of a tin of creamed corn is legally acceptable I have to go to the mallee clock shop for thrills.

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Typical Kiwi Thing.

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