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Outrage Sunday 29 the James Street Scrolls

But they did not know the secret of the way things are nor did they understand the things of old and they did not know what would come upon them, so they did not rescue themselves by means of the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500. In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal. In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things. Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 16 Detritus

“Labradors are eating my baby!” That might have been the heart-rending desperate cry in Guildford yesterday morning (if the mother had been there). As this sickening sequence of shots shows: Krazy Kym spotted a baby in the grass. It was … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 14 Valley of Death

Six hours getting on and off a bus in the Swan Valley yesterday for someone’s 50th: by the time it was 3.30pm and we were wrapping up at a brewery I was longing for a giant mariachi-playing dugong to fall … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday Legs 11

I got a bit sulky when Krazy Kym wouldn’t let me buy this water slide. It was even on special for $299. Judging by the photos it enables you to float in the air. Magic. Probably just as well: the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 808 State

Big pow-wows this weekend in Teh Pert: ALP, and WA Police Union. I can’t confirm if I’ve been at either. But the skinny is this notepaper is being forced on delegates at one… Both meetings have already unanimously approved an … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 154

A long weekend! It will take us at least three days to penetrate some of today’s worsts. The first two pics are from E.V. and he claims they are both in Gilmour Avenue, Kwinana. “They aren’t too worst when seen … Continue reading

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A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

In October you were presented with mesmerising and disturbing signage at Peter Ferrall & Son’s Midland store. Now E.V shows us the state of Ferrall pere et fils‘ Rockingham signs. “These aren’t quite up to the worstness of the others, … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 153

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading

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