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Tag Archives: Cottesloe
stone the crows
Our very good friends at The Echo are in the TWoP news again. These long names are tricky, I know, but it should be Castledine, not Casteldine. If only The Echo spent as many hours checking names as Ms Castledine … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst newspaper, worst spelling
Tagged Bonf Corporation, Cottesloe, hitchcock, midland, mikaela, sculpture by the sea, The Birds
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Cott droop
“By my prescience I find my zenith doth depend upon a most auspicious star, whose influence if now I court not, but omit, my fortunes will ever after droop.” William Shakespeare, The Tempest. My sensibilities were shipwrecked by these scenes … Continue reading
Posted in worst advertising, worst design
Tagged best before date, bin, chewy, Cottesloe, insubstantial pageant, tragedy
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New Stargate to ease commuter pressure
Stargate gridlock between Moora and Dianella has been eased with the addition of the new Western Suburbs South Cottesloe poral. Clint claims its arrival coincided eerily with some recent council “storm drain” work.
Outrage Sunday 50 yum
Delicious, and available in Shenton Park, Subiaco, Maylands. Bustling location on the lips, says WAToady. The bustle is to be embiggened, which has made for some slight tenseness. Nom nom: this puts the lid in Lido, no? Who doesn’t love … Continue reading
Posted in Uncatetorisable worsts, worst art, worst food, worst sign, worst spelling
Tagged bethany keeley, breakfast, coffee, Cottesloe, dardanelles, digger, dinner, eating, elevenses, excrement, gallipoli, gourmet, johnny turk, lunhc, mt lawley, osborne park, poo, restaurant, rip-off, simpson and his donkey, snack, turkish bread, vegetarian
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Outrage Sunday 46 lonely and hard
Jebus raised his sunnies and asked her, “Yo, woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” Every pen-sucking gerbalist takes The Australian on Monday, for the Media supplement. I had to write to the editor last week after being … Continue reading
Posted in Uncatetorisable worsts
Tagged abc, albany, broadsheet, Cottesloe, deadlines, dennis, groyne, hammers, journalism, maylands, osborne park, parliament, politics, pylon, regret the error, sand, tabloid, the swamp, unsafe at any speed, vegetable, vincent
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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time
Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading
Posted in not worst, Uncatetorisable worsts, worst food
Tagged 6011, australia day, beach, breakfast, Britney Spears, cardboard, cereal, Cottesloe, esky, ferry, fireworks, fremantle, hemp, Indiana, jesper, Kevin, lethal weapon, macrame, processed, rottnest
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Outrage Sunday 35 vision
I feel for teh kidz who had to unwrap this a week ago. Why give them this abomination when you could delight them with a Hannukah droidl? I feel for Krazy Kym and me: after witnessing Bento wearing his hat … Continue reading
Posted in Uncatetorisable worsts, worst advertising, worst animal, worst sign
Tagged coffee, Cottesloe, early bird, fish and chips, Gungan, jar jar binks, myer, Pink, sale, star wars, sticker, thongs, triton
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Outrage Sunday 17 Going
I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading
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