Am making a line of Bad Graffiti Masterpieces T Shirts through Red Bubble. With acknowledgements to Shazza for the wheelchair one. It’s magnificent. I will be buying one of those myself. Maybe a dog one too. I think I need Cookster to spam – I mean market these.
Thanks to all who bought a Worst product yesterday. Will be more in the next few days. If you want a calendar or card with a specific image, I will also make those available.
Now more fucking Future Perthers are infesting the city. No doubt they will be handing out badly photocopied texts in the Cultural Centre and mumbling about vibrancy. And yes, of course they do mention vibrancy. On the upside, there seems to be no Patti Chongs or monorail merchants. The topic is Perth a balanced or unbalanced utopia? Hmm, it may be possible to answer that one without a conference. Future Perthers are getting more crazy than truthers. Thanks Bento for spotting that.
Some excellent Japaneser worst from DJ Snuff. I haven’t got room for them all today, so will have to add some next weekend.
A giant mermaid on the roof of a Soap (massage parlour) in the red light district of Naha, capital of the island of Okinawa and a deliciously outre bollard thingy in Nagoya. Thanks Snuff.
And I see that Inside Cover has rather boringly gone back to wacky number plates. I don’t know why, they can’t really show them as they don’t have an online presence. But David Frank sent me this, along with Urban dictionary definition of scrag. thanks mate.
And Curious sent me a couple, one of which I’ll save for later. Here is an example of a bad bench. A well meaning but bad bench in Stirling Street.
Thanks everyone. Worst well.
Nothing says Valentine (or Christmas for that matter) like a cuntkini card. I’ve finally decided on having tshirts and other stuff done by an outside company after the limitations and quality problems with doing them here. They take a massive cut, but the quality is good. I will be adding more calendar and card options, and have revamped the tshirt designs. Your christmas shopping is now done, (although TWOP peeps don’t really strike me as the gift giving kinds of people). Hey, a small female just bought a Bunbury shirt! Awesome. I know from the size that it wasn’t you Shazza, nyuk, nyuk. Anyway, the options are on the right hand side, with detailed views, different colours and sizes. Requests and custom designs considered. Many more to come.
Well this gives the overwhelming impression of a child stuck up a bear’s arse. There’s not really any other interpretation. And if it didn’t, it’s still shithouse graphic design. If the child is supposed to be carrying a giant teddy, why are they scaled down so they don’t even realistically fit the train seat? Hideous, bad, ill conceived and…a child up a bear’s arse for fuck sake.
Poor old 2Pac, not only gunned down by rivals, but also has his poster slashed and thrown out in Victoria Park. Why couldn’t they have taken Ton Loc? Why? WHYYYYYY! I can maybe (maybe) understand throwing out a Tupac poster, but it’s been slashed open as if it may have contained drugs. And it seems to have been signed by someone. Surely not Tupac himself. maybe it was signed by Ton Loc.
Since there is apparently a strike here at Curtin today, here is some graffiti from the toilets of The Swan Inn in Fremantle. It was taken a while ago, but still shows the constant struggle between organised labour and ah, scab cunts. Other pics from that series were shown here in Nov 07. Hello Jarad.
From Tiang. I’m not really sure what to make of it. Does it go with “truck nuts”? Is it a prank? I it something to do with Brendan Fevola? It’s on a ute, if that’s any help. A dildo on a ute. Thanks Tiang. Food for thought.
Really just to get that hideous crackpot paper off the front page, (people are actually reading it), here’s a taste of Fremantle pussy I saw on Sunday. And speaking of Fremantle, a picture of Carmen Lawrence I took at a Burswood conference on Friday. Both are worsts in their own ways.
Now finally some journalism we can really get our teeth into. Nurry, Mosellas, Cohen et al can merely dream of a scoop like this. Global warming is a British (British mind you) conspiracy to cause global genocide. Seemingly Prince Philip has something to do with it, and the British Imperial stooge Kevin Rudd.
I find it touching that someone thinks that Britain could still influence anything. We have had the 9-11 truthers, whose agenda for twaddle seemed to be a drought of girlfriend, but with copy like this, you’d be beating yourself off with a stick. Their logo also seems to include a giant penguin, an animal who will be first up against the wall when Prince Philip gets his influence stuck into them. A refreshing and mind expanding read. I recommend it. Found in Wembley Markets by Chris. Thanks for that mate.
How long since we’ve had a house or garden wall? Too long my friends, too long. Perth’s built environment which used to be a staple of TWOP has descended, nay degenerated into a cess pit of hegemony and ruraltards, built on the rotting carcass of our left leaning ivory towers of universities and their metrocentric camp followers the Future Perthers. How nice then to see this one from Gregg (sorry Gregg, I’ve had this for months, I know) where a demolished what aqueduct? has been tied together to form a garden wall in Hammy Hill. Reminds me fondly of the seashell encrusted monstrosity in Maylands that still refuses to fall. Almost, but not quite as ridiculous as the famously pathetic “People’s Wall” behind Parliament House. And speaking of columns, from many leagues North BK sent a picture of what he claimed as the dumbest house in Mullaloo. Perhaps concerned at the effect of the columns they had chosen, the owners then decided to disguise them with disco mirror squares.
And all you hegemony smoking metrocentrals can stick that in your fancy city bongs and smoke it.
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