Poor old 2Pac, not only gunned down by rivals, but also has his poster slashed and thrown out in Victoria Park. Why couldn’t they have taken Ton Loc? Why? WHYYYYYY! I can maybe (maybe) understand throwing out a Tupac poster, but it’s been slashed open as if it may have contained drugs. And it seems to have been signed by someone. Surely not Tupac himself. maybe it was signed by Ton Loc.
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maybe they discovered the “6 pack” and didn’t feel the love for this one anymore?
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I’m disappointed. By now Frank should have posted 6 videos of 2Pac singing “Six white Boomers” with Jill Perryman.
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I couldn’t help out either, TLA, as my schedule these Thursdays keeps me away from the keyboard until well after hours. However, your mention of Six White Boomers does allow me to belatedly make this contribution which I’ve been saving.
Fans of Deep Purple, Divinyls, and the Stones, amongst others, best brace themselves.
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Let Skink look on in awe at that animation and the way he gets the voice synchronisation. ” I’ve been everywhere man , blah , titty , blah blah blah”.
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Was this perchance spotted among the kerbside collection detrius in the Floreat / Wembley area? I was a bit short on items for the pick up this time so I threw out a small foam child’s couch with a stuffed Bart Simpson sitting on it sporting an ‘I love Sexpo’ sticker on his t-shirt. It was gone in about 3 minutes.
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Leonard Street Victoria Park.
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No ‘kin way! I lived in a student house in Leonard St back in the mid-80s… been demolished now, but in its day was the scene of many a Curtin ESA shindig, including one where we dispensed 50c cans of beer out of the granny flat out the back.
What a place – we had an OD in the loungeroom (a friend of the landlord’s nephew) who came in to use the phone and never finished.
Julie Cutler used to hang out there, before she disappeared and they found her car floating off Cottesloe Beach.
Barry Barkla’s son’s pool table was the only functional furniture.
The landlord’s nephew was a xxxxx xxxx and former sound techie for Alby Mangels. We were ripped off, raided by the drug squad waving pistols and generally had a good old time.
Now this?
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Were you involved in a fungis growing competition with Patrick Maslen et al in your respective bedrooms, by any chance?
Me and a few buddies were smashed, wandering aimlessly around John Street and Marine Parade ~2am the night she disappeared. Didn’t see anything, but still a bit creepy.
But I’ve said too much already…
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Hmmm, can’t recall a Patrick, but there were definitely things growing.
Personal hygeine didn’t really come into play at the Leonard St household, apart from our resident army reservist and thespian, Peter, who not only kept his room pristine, but would do 100 sit ups every afternoon in the midst of our drunken, cigarette misted cavorting.
I once lived on army emegency rations – rock hard crackers topped with condensed milk – and bourbon for two weeks. Thanks Pete!
Suffice to say, Peter doesn’t talk to me anymore.
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Sorry, that was Landsdowne St.
As you were.
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Who’s Ton Loc? Is he some 1000kg rapper?
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Technically, Ton Loc would be 907 kilograms.
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And yet you still turned into a Future Perther. have any of those monorails been built yet?
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I’m focusing my energies on painting the taxis with clouds and sunglasses first. You know, to add vibrancy.
I shall then lobby Colin to rescind his groundbreaking ‘Jackets and Ties for Gentlemen’ Bill, and replace it with mandatory casual dress on Fridays. You know, to add vibrancy.
Only then will the people of Perth be ready for a monorail.
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Oh, I thought you were accusing me of being a Future Perther. I figured it was more of that hyperbole for comic effect skink bangs on about. Apparently not.
I am still very keen on that taxi idea, though.
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No I was calling Cookster the future perther after his perth 666 conference.
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Actually I clicked on the wrong reply, but yeah, I have you tagged as a quasi queasy crypto future perther.
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If I may, I think the full title would be quasi crypto future perther scab.
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Hang on Shazza, so when did I collect the title of ‘Scab’?
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that’s Bento.
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oops didn’t finish.
Comment directed at Bento, meant in a joshing manner after his “unions are a bridge too far” statement.
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Hmmm, I was just coming to grips with ‘Scab’, kinda liked it.
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coming to grips with scabs – something for the next sexpo perhaps?
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Do they have an STD stall at Sexpo?
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the getting of?
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the joke?
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If we keep replying will the text squeeze up or flip to the left? Does the universe come to an end?
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Let’s find out.
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There’s a limited
number of comments,
I think
10 or 12
before
it
cuts
out.
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Oh, I see.
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Sorry curious I have been as dumb as a bag of hammers today and have no idea if I get your drift, or not.
(no sign of armageddon yet Paracleet)
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sorry, i was being enigmatic.
a stall for getting stds was what i was getting at.
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Ohh I get it, ha ha, very good.
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Thinking of contributing ?
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I’m with you, Bento.
Do we want vibrancy – or vibrance?
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Definitely vibrancy. You can stick your vibrance up your arse.
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That actually came out sounding a lot more confrontational than I intended, comrade.
In accordance with accepted TWOP protocol, I note we are paying out on Richarbl this week, and regret any offence I may have caused.
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None taken, comrade.
I think it’s accepted entering the TWOPzone we’re at risk of momentarily morphing into Rolly, Johnny Scrotum, Vic D, Nurry, Jesper or TLA.
As long as we snap out of it within five minutes there’s no harm done.
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Just for a moment I thought you were apologising to me Bento but then I reread your comment, however on the bright side only another three days to go.
Who gets reamed next week?
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Apologising for what? I’ve said nowt. Truth be told, I’ve been a fan of your work, generally, but you had to expect a bit of grief after a week of lezzo-baiting followed up with a dick boast.
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or 1016kg if he shifted across the Atlantic to the UK?
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As long as the Medina is funky and also cold, there’s no problem right?
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I prefer my Medina at room temperature, in the Continental style.
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Correct, although I’m not sure how that would work.
If I’m right, Ton Loc may have been in a posse with the lesser-known 5-Shilling.
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Ton Loc also appeared at Challenge Stadium. Did Tupac? Did he fuck.
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should there be a comma in there tla?
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Actually it should have been Diddy fuck.
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diddy what!
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I gets no props for 5-Shilling?? I even went to the bother of finding out the conversion rate when we went metric in 1966. I guess I could’ve just asked Rolly.
I’m wasting gold on youse cunts. Gold. Fuck all y’all. Peace out.
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Props Bento, it was funny. I even almost replied with some lame joke about 2 bob.
But, as I wished I had many times previously, thought better of it.
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Those “thought better of it” comments deserve their own blog… Lamest Of Perth. This comment probably belongs there too.
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Yes, the “I saw something brilliant but didn’t get it for you.” comments are the best. A colleague who saw a dead raccoon which had escaped from the zoo but didn’t take photo despite having a phone camera will never be forgiven.
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Sweet Lord, the frustration… driving through Floreat this morning I notice a series of signs on a wall surrounding a business saying ‘Beware of the Dog’, however, the text has been crossed out and someone has written across the top of all the signs, THE DOG DIED
I WILL get a pic, but babysitting the 3 kids this weekend while Mrs Cookster cavorts in Melbourne.
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B.T I like that idea. TLA could create another archive category for lamest comment of the day, as voted by TWOP contributors. I think I could do quite well in that category.
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Me too… stuff like “Ton Loc, isn’t he that folk singer from the 60s who did One Ton A Mara?” would get posted.
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Me the future Perther, or Ton Loc? Monorails – probably next on the agenda after the Perth foreshore revamp.
No need to have edited the post, the landlord, the nephew and the vast majority of his friends have long gone.
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I always refer to him as Poo Pack. I’m funny like that.
Matron!
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In the interests of good natured controversy and poking fun at people it would appear that I am the only one noticed that Ton Loc is incorrectly spelt, it is of course Tone Loc.
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No, you weren’t the first. That was the basis of the kilogram riff CB One and I went on, above.
I know that will make me sound like a cunt, but I don’t mean to be.
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Cool. Totally went over my head. So the 907kg is a tonne / ton / metric / imperial / short ton / long ton gag, I guess?
Also took me about a day to understand the 5 Shilling quip.
Er, in Richardbl’s defence, just coz you were joking about tons doesn’t necessarily mean all y’all knew his name wasn’t spelt correctly.
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I can confirm that the mis-spelling of Tone Loc was the basis for my gag. I was also trying to think up something witty about the Challenge stadium concert being Loc’ed after dark but couldn’t quite get there.
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Richardbl is a farking asshole, then.
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how did Richardbl morph into a farking asshole all of a sudden? i spent the whole day yesterday cracking up at this post and i must have missed something?
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It’s a bit of an in-joke that I’m really not involved with so I shouldn’t be adding fuel to the fire.
Something to do with quasi feminists. And Snuff. Or is it Bento?
Meh.
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Big Ramifications,
I initially swore to avoid engaging you again, but since then three things occurred,
1) You wrote above post.
2) I have had a few Semillions.
3) It’s Friday eve and usually very quiet on TWOP.
So just wanted to say, if there is an ‘in’ joke that your’e not quite up to speed with, either ask, or read back over the last couple of threads and all will usually be revealed. But you know that latter point dont’ you. You know because it wasn’t that long ago you were on board with richarbl. You ensured you were involved by jumping in, and now claim that you “shouldn’t be adding fuel to the fire”. A fire, by the way, that had already faded to ashes.
Point is, don’t be disingenuous. There are too many smart arse, misanthropic types with long memories on this site to get away with it.
Have a great weekend.
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Jesus Christ people. It was a joke. I thought you might be able to work it out by its COMPLETELY over-the-top, 180 degrees turnaround, bombastic nature.
Let me quote skink:
you are a sensitive soul, aren’t you?
you still seem not to understand that a lot of folk on this site use irony and hyperbole for dramatic effect. Not all of the opinions expressed by users are necessarily a true expression of their position, and not all opinions have been properly thought through
you chose to make posts that were critical of other contributors, then call foul when you get some back. quid quo pro, and such like. At some point everyone on this site will get called an asshat, and it is usually thoroughly deserved. It keeps us humble.
you make fun of me, I make fun of you, and we all make fun of Rolly.
It’s the circle of life. kahuna matate.
quid nunc.
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Welcome to the “What the Fuck are These Clowns on About Club” BR.
For a bunch of apparently well educated, travelled, often very funny people who have an excellent grasp of comedy there are many on this site who don’t recognise when someone is making a blatantly ridiculous comment.
I have come the conclusion that Westerners can be a bit slow when it comes to this type of thing so from now on if I make a blatantly ridiculous statement in the interests of creating discussion I will include an asterisk which denotes,
Joke From the Future!
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You+me baby, we’re a team.
I think a lot of it has to do with text. Deadpan humour and sarcasm [lowest form of wit, doncha know?] are hard to convey. And sometimes I just don’t feel like bunging smiley-faces everywhere, lest I come across as… um… a smiley-face over using person.
Worriest thou not about being banished forever from the Foxfield School for Girls, for yea, thought they are the only females within 100 miles, there is still a place where thou canst journey to:
Chicago, on the nine o’clock bus.
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as one of the misanthropic smartarses it concerns me that an asshat is quoting me as justification for being an asshat
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I thought you would like that! The first part of your quote was just too perfect. Sorry.
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I may have stolen that from Jon Stewart
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I shared a house with Jon Stewart once. But I spose you’re talking the US comic, not lead guitar for Sleeper?
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Sexist and racist, just keeps getting better Richarbl.
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See Shazza gets it, calling me sexist and racist is a blatantly ridiculous statement.
It is so incredibly incorrect it actually becomes humorous.
Not overly funny just yet but in time she will get it right.
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ps. just because I have to spell it out… Westeners is a term used by Easterners to describe those from the West
of the country, but hey, who am I to delineate between brothers? or Sisters?
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BR I was well aware of the fact that your farking arsehole comment was a joke, And actually thought it was quite funny.
I am pointing to your claim of “not being involved’ (see above) when you ensured you were involved by hurling your own insults.
That’s all. Peace Out.
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That’s a little harsh, don’t you think?
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I wouldn’t go that far. Quasi-asshole? ;-)
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since we are escalating the pedantry:
there were twenty shillings in a pound, so strictly 50cent would be equivalent to ten bob.
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From the ABS website:
4. CONVERSION OF £ s.d. AMOUNTS TO DOLLARS AND CENTS
Part II of the Currency Act 1963 establishes the relationship between the present and the proposed currencies, and therefore provides the basis for conversion of amounts of £ a. d. to dollars and cents.
Although the pound converts exactly to two dollars and the shilling to ten cents, conversion problems can arise because there is a difference in value between the minor units (the penny and the cent) in the two currency systems. Part II of the Act provides the equivalents of £ s. d. currency in dollars and cents and set out certain circumstances in which an exact conversion must be made.
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skink, Bento is the Peoples pedant, and cannot be out-pedantified. Stop now for the love of god.
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I love that a poster of Tupac discarded in Vic Park has led to a discussion of imperial/metric conversion rates.
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I actually did not know that. I was not around for the currency change
I stand thoroughly and comprehensively out-pedanted
I scanned the post carefully in the desperate hope of finding a misplaced apostrophe as some crumb of consolation, but found nothing.
I kneel before you, Master Bento.
I am not worthy
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Arise Sir Skink
No need for your self deprecation, there will always be a place for your pithiness.
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Does UWA’s Silver Guilder still exist?
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I’m not keen on straight out abuse, (unless that was an anagram). That’s one of the things that makes TWOP goood is the general good naturedness of the comments.
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If I recall correctly, his name is Tony, and his friends thought he was crazy: loco. Tone Loc.
Apart from his 2 big hits, he’s done some great shit.
Love his voice. He’s slightly self depreciating which is rare in a gangsta rapper, and prefers to sing about ganja rather than guns and his dick.
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The first 30 seconds of this is gold. Tone mumbling away to himself… as the beats slowly kick in…
It really makes no difference long as I get lit. Roll it in my zig zag or take a big bong hit. Coz after the bud my rhymes start flowin’. Never gettin’ short, uh huh, they always knowin’. I’m maxin’, relaxin’, but never taxin’. No need for you to keep on askin’ if it is it, if the shit is the shit. Coz when it comes to smokin’ cheeba you know my shit is legit. You’re the student and I’m the teacher.
Better recognise, folks.
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Onanist
Left belated reply to your ? on V Capri
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I had no idea this would be so popular. As I’ve said before, ‘ll never understand you pigs.
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harsh but funny TLA!
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I think someone is telling porkies. http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/porkies
As I’ve said before, ‘ll never understand you pigs. ‘
Onanist = Wanker.
‘A charming little word that implies that the addresser is accusing the addressee of onanism.
Usually accompanied by the coital f-word and the oedipal compound-noun.
The addresser may also raise his right hand and portray a chillingly accurate portrayal of the act in question’…
IMO Few men can honestly say that they don’t indulge.
OK Just in case you don’t understand what I am referring to
http://psychology.about.com/od/oindex/g/def_oedipuscomp.htm
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oink!
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Oink Oink!
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Nobody likes this? I loooove this one. Shows what I know.
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Wait, I actually meant today’s.
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