Auto-dildonics

From Tiang. I’m not really sure what to make of it. Does it go with “truck nuts”? Is it a prank? I it something to do with Brendan Fevola? It’s on a ute, if that’s any help. A dildo on a ute. Thanks Tiang. Food for thought.

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18 Responses to Auto-dildonics

  1. 13th Oyster says:

    A dildo on a ute? Usually they’re in the driver’s seat.

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  2. monkeypants says:

    jeepers Snuff! that maplewood dildo made my eyes water. i thought they only used those in porn movies. thanks for sharing.

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  3. shazza says:

    It all makes sense if the drivers name is Richard.

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  4. 13th Oyster says:

    Would make a great poster for Inseminators 2010: “Root a Ute”

    https://theworstofperth.com/2009/09/08/inseminators-09/

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  5. shazza says:

    Yes 13th Oyster, it’s time to create a safe space for gay, farmer, mechaphiliacs to ‘come out’, and a B&S gathering would be just the venue.

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  6. Eat. Sleep. says:

    Ahh young love. Everyone knows that the easiest way to make a baby is to jam a phallus into a uterus.

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  7. curious says:

    maybe it’s some newfangled sheep herding thing?

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  8. ronggly says:

    This is for refuelling on-the-go. There is a mother-ute, continuously cruising the Albany Highway, holding large reserves of petrol. At its rear there is a umm “socket” that enables coupling, so the ute can refuel without stopping.

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  9. Caribou Bob says:

    All i’m going to say is that lesbians are very well known for their high proportion of ute ownership…

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  10. xald says:

    Who goes and gets a dildo and thinks “Oh man. Definitely going on the front of the ute”.

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