Extra Virgin Inception

Posted on August 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Olive pressing crackpots in South Fremantle send out a touching but pathetic warning to potential movie goers. Dude, get onto Twitter for this type of whingeing – You be old School tool. These cold pressers are the first people I’ve seen who have given Inception a bad review. From Peter F.

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Beds Eleven

Posted on August 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“My God! What have I done?” – Master bedmaker.
Marble backing. Nice. From Cobbler. Another from Osborne Park.

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The Claremont of future past

Posted on August 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Historians of the year 2525 may be puzzled by WAtching’s Claremont pic. “Hasn’t Claremont always been like this?” they may ask. Is this an example of Perth’s famous brick cladding aka brick wallpaper? The orange trim is nice too. Lack of Cocos shows that it’s a suburb of class.
The current era where Claremont is the home to the well heeled arsehole and most of Perth’s dickhead population may only be fleeting, even if they are about to get their first small bar “Corksoakers” very shortly. Sideshow alley is in the background. Outrage, any chance of a few tickets to the opening of Corksoakers? You’ll be covering it I assume?

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The West Letters#1

Posted on August 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

There was some discussion recently about how people used to be passionate about how bad the West Australian was, and how now they don’t care since they can get bad journalism from anywhere. Also dead is the art of the letter to the editor. Who would bother now? The letters pages are now filled by imbeciles too stupid to be able to comment on blogs. Look at this example from me to the West, in the golden days when MyNing and myself used to compete to get the most crackpot rants into The West. Brutal, and superbly written. What happened to this young firebrand? Now I won’t even let people say xxxx x xxxx! The title was “They are not errors of judgement!

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Weekend Worstoff 119

Posted on July 31, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Kizz responded to the nostalgia merchants with a shot of the Allenby Leyland building in Ossie Park, exposed when Midas signs came down recently. It used to have a Mini on the roof. Kizz’s father was outre enough to purchase a P76 from here. I’m a bit intrigued by the Ouzo sign. A spirit definitely in my worst of category. You don’t want that stuff coming back up.Orbea identifies the source for at least some of the bogan stickers. This font is in Bali. No wonder Schapelle is going mental with these just round the corner. Vomit Rod?Liluri gets a snicker out of saying “drug arm” and also captures a worst worthy interior. I don’t know where this is, but on a Morris Street somewhere. BTW Ljuke reports that the interior of Cash Twon is worth a look if you get the chance.And Bento sends in “One for the haters” from the Arrondissement.

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Ant Music

Posted on July 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Purple Wyrm (who sent in the awesome toilet porn) sent this to me a while ago from King William Street Bayswater. The his and hers teal whellbarrows are nice too.

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Gest

Posted on July 29, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Was some straying into Perth nostalgia recently. Hugh Jass may help extend that ennui with this shot of a derelict factory near Bunbury. Now where is that shot of the ex Passiona building on Scarborough Beach Rd I had ready to go along with this? Was this really our state drink? I thought that was Swan Lager?

Of course you know that I was born a Weaver & Lock man don’t you? Of course you do.

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Mandurah Retardeds

Posted on July 28, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Are these being manufactured simply to get onto this site? Just being from Mandurah isn’t enough anymore. The bar has truly been…well not raised, but somethinged by Matt here. Fouled maybes. No wonder Rolly Tasker prefers to work 24 hours a day in his Asian factory if this is what crabtown has become.

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Inseminators run and won

Posted on July 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Final results here for inseminators comp. Snuff, email me your address and size. Since it seems a little unneccessary to send a Blue Stratos Travel Pack all the way to Japan, I will award it to runner up Outrage Cohen.Here is the winner.

Bushpigs by Snuff

Who receives the Scandotrash shirt.And the runner up,

Elegy in a Wheatbelt Caryard, by Outrage Cohen

Who receives Teh Stratos.

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Do you look like the rear end of a bus?

Posted on July 27, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By Vegan

I don’t know why either. Pity it wasn’t “back door” instead of emergency exit.

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