Australia Votes- for Inseminators Winner

Here are the finalists that I liked the best. Voting to close at the end of Monday the 26th of July. I had wanted to limit it to just six, but that was not possible. Thanks to all entrants. Some lovely work had to be left out of the finals.

Burnout by Paracleet

Cyst by Jaidyn-Jaxxon

Bushpigs by Snuff

Elegy in a Wheatbelt Caryard, by Outrage Cohen

"Mucky Duck" by Peter

Paintballz by WAtching

Bunny's Revenge by Cowpat

Bored by Bento

Basting by Vegan

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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47 Responses to Australia Votes- for Inseminators Winner

  1. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I was trying to be gracious about this, but all the dead people and three year old children I’ve enlisted to vote for my posters are going to be deeply confused by the lack of option to vote for said posters.


  2. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    I want to say, ‘I can’t believe that we still have yet to see a flood of rustics howling in defense of their beloved rite of mating’, but sadly it’s all too believable. See ya next year ya pack of cunts


  3. WAtching says:

    At last. Someone has voted for ‘paintballz’

    Personally, I thought my other entry the better of the two.

    That’s OK. Thats what despots are for isn’t it.


  4. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Apart from voting for Bushpigs, none of youse have any taste.


    • Snuff says:

      Bushpigs doesn’t take anyone’s vote for granted, NF#1. There’s no room for complacency. This great big new fat big great fat new election will go down to the wire. It’ll be too close to call. We’ll give 110%, and take it one game at at time.


  5. Greggo says:

    Look, 90% of these inseminators are likely to be/have been private school students, parents have vast properties with mineral deposits reaching into the depths of the planet. This ball is nothing but the aristocracy exercising its right to be amateurs as opposed to the aesthetically correct bourgeois swots and bores posting on this website, in the same way that the Queen prefers a classic greatest hits CD rather than bother with some tedious recording of an entire symphony.


  6. Greggo says:

    It’s classic Perth: the battle between the vulgar ute-pitbull people (now cashed-up bogans, previously “bogs” until the bogan word was imported, as I recall) on the one hand and the descendants of the original colonists – recall the tragedy of the piano on the beach from the first shipwreck of petit-bourgeoisie who probably spent their days in England with a silk handkerchief held to the noses, the horror the horror. “Over East” they reached a compromise on the aesthetic question long ago but with 28.1% of Perth born in the UK, “we will fight them on the beaches, at the subiaco farmers’ market, in the freo community school, we will call new areas of the city “cambridge” to drive the message home to these these these INSEMINATORS!!


    • Bento says:

      I’m having trouble understanding what you’re for, man. You seem to have the snidey cynicism of us, but you also seem to have sympathy for … those people.


      • shazza says:

        I suspect we are witnessing the turning away from the bumpkins, and towards the wankers. We are so much more fun.


        • Natalia Fan #1 says:

          No Shaz – everyone knows that fun is rolling in the mud with a half empty bottle of Bundy to the strains of the Blue Hornets. But given the pedigree of the participants as alleged by Greggo, I think we quite possibly have our own version of Bohemian Grove here.


  7. Bushpigs still well out in front.


  8. Bento says:

    Elegy making a move. The fix is in.


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  10. mark roy says:

    Hell i don’t understand any of this. Am i supposed to vote for the worst of the worst, the best of the worst, or the writer with the most warts? Please help.


    • Some nice writing on your blog Mark.
      It’s probably pro or anti outrage cohen voting now.


      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        Mark’s the new Winton. C’mon, DFOC Beef air, or is that not union policy. DFOC is the new Paul Howes , our dark overlord.


        • Bill O'Slatter says:

          Here’s the concept Mark ” Jesus of the uncashed up bogans”.It’s set in Eden Hill, and after someone is killed blah blah blah.


    • shazza says:

      Really like Propinquity Mark, especially the ‘I’ll call you later’ in the back of the paddy wagon.
      Interesting that despite it’s Dullsville tag Perth has so many characters (and I don’t mean the Dr Harries phd types), as the blogosphere highlights, with great stories to tell. And none are on the A-list. You hear that Shallow Spice? You listening out there???


      • Shreiking Wombat says:

        “My father did not look so surprised. He just looked the same way he always looks: like someone standing in the rain on a desolate stretch of freeway next to a broken-down second-hand car at night holding a warranty that expired the day before.”

        Yes. Good stuff.


  11. Not much time to post your anti outrage or pro bushpigs vote.


  12. orbea says:

    DFOC showing how to branch stack a vote


  13. G'day from WA says:

    I’ve used every computer in the office to vote agin him and he’s still up by 6%


    • Paracleet says:

      I considered that tactic but rejected it on the basis that is would be too time consuming with out 5 minute log in times.
      Last minute tip: Using another browser type will allow another vote. Google Chrome ahoy!


  14. David Cohen says:

    Suddenly Bushpigs on 25 to my 24!

    The man in Japan has a plan…


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