The Dreamer with The Dragon Akubra

Is that an Akubra with a dragon? I do like the hand drawn kooky signs. Wasn’t that from a song by some one hit losers in the 90s? And why would it be good to revisit Eminem? Why Dragon Akubra, why? AND a sheepskin steering wheel cover? You don’t see one of them every day. The car is a virtual potpourri of worsts, particularly with the bonus shot of WAtching.

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Weekend Worstoff 118

Don’t forget, voting closes on Monday for the Inseminators competition. At stake is this fabulous TWOP Scandotrash TShirt.

Some more daft Perth graffiti from Shad. Brik is outraged that a tree has been allowed to take a valuable parking bay in Mundaring. Absolute fucking outrage, as is the size of the photo Brik sent. Sir Crispy claims this is the lamest sign ever. I’ll say. Where’s Rusty Gates? Matt, claims this poster is lamer.Maybe the bottle slipped over in the shower?Worst well.

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Scando Prize Inseminators

Voting still going strong for the Inseminators poster comp. I have designed a new T Shirt which will be the prize, along with a Blue Stratos pack. (However if Snuff wins, I am not going to send teh Stratos to Japan.) You can also purchase a fine Scandotrash shirt yourself from Red Bubble.

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The Sphinxter

Baffling. Bewildering and baffling. The glowering sky is the only part of this that makes sense. Maybe the massed Cocos too. Peter F. wants to make sure you note the attractive chin donger as well.

Strangely, google maps indicates Cleopatra’s temple at this site, but I don’t see this…thing.

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Mattress

Why don’t The Ferralls use this hideous mascot more often instead of their even more hideous bonces? I tried to get a shot of one on Leach Hwy, but it “blew off” before I could get to it. Thanks to WAtching for this one in Leederville. Looks more like a slice of mouldy toast than a mattress.

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Kulcha Vulcha

Here’s me preaching the “Gill sans ultra fuck off” message to the converted at Kulcha the other night. Thanks to Brendan for the pic.

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Cnry Wmn

Helena sends this lovely worst from West Perth. CWA House. Pity the “T” couldn’t hang in there a little longer.

Pre tarting up, this building was I believe home to the first ever worst! The House of Tabor.

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Defiantly No Smoking

Spellchecker? Freudian slip? Ignorance? It would be heartening to see some defiant non smoking on these stairs. There is a curious mix of politeness and menace here. From Vic Demised, location unknown.

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Render unto the duck

I thought I better record this, Pompeiist mural across from KGB Headquarters and not far from the vanished Barra monument before it is lost to that censoring concrete render. I seem to remember that there was some kind of anti council ranting on the left side at one stage before it was partly concreted. Leaving just the duck’s arse? Kudos.

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Australia Votes- for Inseminators Winner

Here are the finalists that I liked the best. Voting to close at the end of Monday the 26th of July. I had wanted to limit it to just six, but that was not possible. Thanks to all entrants. Some lovely work had to be left out of the finals.

Burnout by Paracleet

Cyst by Jaidyn-Jaxxon

Bushpigs by Snuff

Elegy in a Wheatbelt Caryard, by Outrage Cohen

"Mucky Duck" by Peter

Paintballz by WAtching

Bunny's Revenge by Cowpat

Bored by Bento

Basting by Vegan

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