Purple Wyrm (who sent in the awesome toilet porn) sent this to me a while ago from King William Street Bayswater. The his and hers teal whellbarrows are nice too. 
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Marvellous. That wouldn’t be Blake Wilner’s place, by any chance ?
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“Thanks” for sharing Snuff
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You’re “welcome”, JJ.
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Sorry, but this is actually really good. Musical metallic ants are so far up the zeitgeist you can smell last night’s vindaloo. (Note to TLA, please clean up my sloppy grammar and unsplit any infinitives as per normal)
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Split infinitives are not incorrect grammar.
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I never said they were, I was merely saying I prefer ’em unsplit. So there……
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Although the rationale entirely escapes me, this puts a genuine smile on my face, unlike cow art, dolphins, or any of the other rubbish our munificent local council dictators foist upon us. Not worst.
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I bit shocking really for Bayswater, a classic piece of macvillarised old Perth suburban desert but with wide streets with rolling humps and lashings of North Cott (pines). Looks more like Bunnings Plaza if there is such a place. what is it anyway? a sprinkler?
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Pointless diatribe: “Arts grant”, he huffed. Fine for those struggling artists, whose bread and butter depends on the paltry dispensations of vestigial socialism, “but not for me”. “I’m an award winning author”, he thought to himself; of himself as a predatory sea-creature , a shark among the little fish who might dare criticize or parody his famous writing. “I’m the spirit of WA”, he thought once again, “the essence”. The Ants of Bayswater reminded him of a simpler time, when a spade was a public art project, and Aborigines still could not vote. “Those were the days”, he thought. Even if “those days” never existed, or rather existed only in the never-land of the febrile imaginations of his fans, the author was satisfied by his continuing recognition as the poet laureate of the state. Hey Tim – as unlikely as it is, I do hope you read this.
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More unfocused rather than pointless, yet I stand by my words. Definitely going sleepy-times now….
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What words do you stand by NF#2 ? I second that it is a not worst.
The subject of government grants has a long history on TWOP.
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Agreed, not worst. Twee, but not awful.
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Why do you cunts keep calling me NF#2?
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Perhaps its because, subconsciously, we all know that Natalia’s number one fan would be Natalia herself therefore automatically relegating yourself into second spot.
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I’m not sure I like the implications of what you’re saying in regards to Natalia, Rich, but a good stab at an explanation nonetheless.
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You have encountered a band of BRONZE ANTS!
Damage 7
Stamina 10
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Bronze Music Ants. Make a roll of 2 or more on a d6 every combat round; otherwise you succumb to the Bronze Ant Music and will be buried in a shallow grave in Bayswater.
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Fail save against alignment: biker sees your inventory strewn along the verge on Delma Rd
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These are great, if mass-marketed.
I know the house, so they can’t have been there very long.
Also knowing King William, they might not be there much longer either.
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No doubt they are Perth ants – even have the 12″ flies and Harry-high-pants to prove it. Check where their little legs pop out.
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They must be tealbarrows.
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I’m more concerned about Prawns:
http://lovefreo.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/district-freo/
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I like ’em. Looks like they’re kickin’ out some Jailhouse Rock.
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Shouldn’t it be chicken wire? That’s not going to block the hail of stubbies and cans.
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Cue the Blue
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And Joshua did reveal his horn and lo the townsfolk of Baysie did quake in its magnificence.
Joshua spake thus : “Where’s me dole youse cunts?”
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Buggerrit!
I like them.
That they had to be sequestered behind iron railings is a worry.
Many more worst than that to be concerned about.
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I didn’t expect anyone to like them, but that”s the world of worsts! I did enjoy looking back at teh Worms Asian Thighs submission.
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They display a kind of tongue-in-cheek humour that is usually lost on audiences that frequent pubs and clubs where ‘stand-up’ comedy prevails.
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You’ll be approving of the Smiths’ bronzes next.
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“a kind of tongue-in-cheek humour”.
Bollocks.
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I thank you for reinforcing my point.
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hehehehe
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This type of store bought attempt at humour would pall approximately one hour after getting back from Bunnings. Much like a talking Bass on the wall.
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I.e., see story below.
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The Cookster will also tell you its all physical . Pies in the face , fallin over on bananas, prat falls etc. Personally I can’t wait until the Tonester is pied.
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Here’s a story: my dear departed grandfather liked Al Jolsen and other black jazz and ragtime artists, and in his later years acquired (from the one and only WA Salvage, I believe) a set of little black men – a regular band, playing guitars, trumpets, and so on – that did their thing on top of one of his Onkyo cabinets. My father also bought several sets of these and, much to my horror, would gift them to jazz-loving yet far more aesthetically astute and politically aware friends of his. Said friends’ uncomfortable facial expressions at receiving such gifts were both embarrassing and priceless.
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Yes that’s a lovely story but Al Jolson was white/pink, he went black-face for ‘The Jazz Singer’.
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“Al Jolsen and other black jazz and ragtime artists”: a poor attempt at humour, Orbs.
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and a poor attempt at reading it.
Imagine how much those WA Sauvage items would be worth if shown on “Collectors”?
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Now there’s a show where poor taste and price snobbery really thrive.
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Do you think my Mud/Glitter Band compilation would be worth anything? I laugh and cry at how Bunnings squeezed WA Salvage out of hardware into King Kong Sales territory, and ultimately to death.
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Gotta go make some money now to pay my ISP, fuckers, but have a good Worst.
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I just realised the best part of this pic isn’t the ants at all, it’s the Ying and Yang wheelbarrows.
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