Do you look like the rear end of a bus?

By Vegan

I don’t know why either. Pity it wasn’t “back door” instead of emergency exit.

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55 Responses to Do you look like the rear end of a bus?

  1. Greggo says:

    I see your point now. Hollywood? Bollywood.

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  2. shazza says:

    I just can’t find the words to express my horror. This is a play on the whole stoopid fucking idea that women want to be princesses. But they have taken it one step further by implying you are an ugly witch otherwise (note the apple). Suits me fine!
    Give Way indeed.

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    • Probably having her emergency exit bleached.

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    • rolly says:

      Trouble is, shazza, that so many are vain enough to fall for this shit.
      Whenever I visit my Doctor, I’m appalled by the amount of second-hand women’s magazines that there are in the waiting room, most of which focus on the glamour industry.
      There is more men’s crap of a similar genre invading the news agents shelves, as if to confirm the essential stupidity of humankind.
      It [b]is[/b] more important to look good than to be good, because that is how we judge each other, in the main.
      Dress sense is far more important than common(?) sense.
      It fucks me right off.
      Rant, rant, rant,…………..

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    • vegan says:

      my sentiments exactly shazz, it makes my blood boil every time i see it.

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      • shazza says:

        It’s actually fascinating in its simplistic freudian sentiment. Clearly intended to tap into the subconscious desires of women who feel submissive forms of beauty will get them where they want to go. ie into the bed of a rich man/prince.
        It is bold, I’ll give it that. Patronising, demeaning and Chongian.

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        • And bigger boozies.

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          • shazza says:

            Now you mention the rack, it is a little on the small side isn’t it. Stranger and stranger.

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            • Nah, her gazoongas are distorted by the louvered air intake on the bus. They’re really monsters, like two moon washed apples of wonder. Two huge bombay mangoes swaying in the Fremantle Doctor.

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              • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

                Phwoar mate, too right. Like two silver-misted hemispheres of moonlit wonderings, as we take those hesitant final steps home to Mum and Dad and Aunty Rae, lost in the shallow undulating tides of our memory, oh-so-barely inebriated on our first exploratory sips of some forbidden brew Deano filched from the general store, and ruminating feverishly on the possibility of one day brushing against such pallid globes as grace young Shanaigha Jean, perhaps in the turbid surf as we itch and strive to break through into the senior pentathlon.

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  3. Shreiking Wombat says:

    No. I look like a wombat.

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  4. WAtching says:

    They may speak the ‘purest Klingon’ in Beijing, but our caves echo with the sound of it…

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  5. skink says:

    I have a friend who is a theatre nurse at one of these private cosmetic hospitals
    labiaplasty is the new fashion, apparently
    they don’t want to look like princesses,
    these young women with big flaps want a porn star minge

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      • orbea says:

        http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/educational_and_howto/watch/v17467486dQ6e85n7

        Lisa Rogers Channel Four Program – ‘The Perfect Vagina’

        Part One, which I cannot find, starts with a 23 year old woman having a labiotomy, VERY DISTURBING.

        The Brighton sculptor, the Smiths could learn a few things, has a great gig.

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      • Kind of like the Flying Nun, but with Labias billowing in the breeze. Sugar Gliders use them all time you know.

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        There was a special earlier this year on Hungry Beast.

        Here’s the footage: <a href="http://vimeo.com/9924049&quot;

        I thought that we had got somewhere nowadays, as the rate of routine infant male circumcision has plummeted in Australia to less than 10%; why the hell would women want to do that to themselves? I just hope for all the gains in genital integrity for males, that those remaining parents who would subjugate their boys to this wouldn’t do this to their girls in the name of supposed aesthetics…or would they, if it weren’t so socially abhorrent in the English-speaking countries?

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        • Still 10% routine mutilation of infant dongers? Those parents should be jailed. WTF?

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          • Bag O'Turnips says:

            Varies from state to state: as low as <5% in ACT and Victoria, to (still) about 17% in Queensland. Of which, somehow, doesn't surprise me.

            The only Anglophone country where this mindless abuse occurs at a mainstream level is the USA, again surprise surprise. And that varies in general areas: much less so on the West Coast and New England, while those who persist in the Midwest and Deep South tend to still be in the majority.

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  6. richarbl says:

    There is just so much to like in this worst but I particularly like the Neanderthal women with the digital readout, inspired by Sarah Connor perhaps?
    Almost as funny as the Princess with the ‘two thumbs up double pistol hand gesture’
    coupled with a gaping hole in her stomach.
    Does the tiara represent a white picket fence?

    Clearly a case of a marketing department drinking waaaay too much chardonnay at lunch and then someone said. “I have this great idea”

    Brilliant thx v

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  7. Jack Burbank says:

    This is part of a larger campaign for Hollywood Hospital based on fairy tales and classic stories. Other creatives are based on Three Little Pigs, Wizard of Oz, Humpty Dumpty etc. The cutouts are an obvious requirement right?

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  8. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Hideous, hideous. Is she giving thumbs up or gesturing “fuck you”? The strategic placement of the grill makes it hard to determine.

    Anyone got a shot of the current Police & Nurses bus ads: “We know how to pronounce Koondoola”? (Other suburbs with apparently unpronounceable names are presumably included in the campaign).

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  9. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Hmm.. my burgeoning ‘shoot me now’ scene just experienced a sudden spike

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  10. hectic says:

    The lobotomy expressssss………..

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  11. The Lengend 101 says:

    I dont like to sit in the rear end of the bus because it’s near the engine and the fumes make you feel sick.

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  12. The Legend 101 says:

    I sat there one day it stunk.

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