Take the Lime and the Coconut

Posted on August 12, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Bayswater by Purple Wyrm.

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My Shout Dad

Posted on August 11, 2010 by AHC McDonald

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Makin’ Out Mt Lawley

Posted on August 10, 2010 by AHC McDonald

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Andrew Symonds – Fun with gum

Posted on August 10, 2010 by AHC McDonald

The strangest part of this worst is what Bento was doing after dark at Jim Kidd’s Sports in Morley. Or in Morley in general. The chewing gum booger is nice, but the meaning of the lip artwork is more opaque.

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Hook up with a local

Posted on August 9, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Pravda snapped this in Broome. I have never been to Broome, but those who have, tell me it’s a total craphole, and that the only highlight, Chinatown, is apparently about half a metre long. The locals look good though eh? Fwoar. What I find more disturbing than the invitation to skank it up with a local, is the Kokoda brand pink shirt. Did our brave Diggers fight the Japanese in order that Broome based metrosexuals could ponce around in pink Kokoda shirts? Pink fucking Kokoda shirts! Owen Stanley styling wands, men’s styling wands are openly on sale from a recreated pearling lugger in the centre of town. Can I extend an open invitation to the Japanese to re-bomb this abomination. Drop a few more on Wyndham if you want too. On another topic, I really do want to find out what Tim Winton was doing in the ladies toilets at Amuse Restaurant, as witnessed by Lady Skink and rendered by Jaidyn-Jaxxon.

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Weekend Worstoff 120

Posted on August 7, 2010 by AHC McDonald

EG saw this vanishing worst, but I’m not sure where it is. (Can’t remember if you wanted your whole name listed EG). Lovely picture and record for posterity. Wonder what the inside looks like. Turf sent this. It is a little hard to work out why it would be worst, and yet it is. Perhaps TWOP is such a cultural juggernaut, that the mere act of posting a picture renders it into a worst? This becomes a little more sinister every time I look at it. EG also sends in this Medina Park, which I’m pretty sure we have had a year or two ago, but can’t be bothered searching to check.And Leroy sends in news of a gorge sale in Palmyra. Gorge, like happiness, is on the rise.Worst well.

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Echo Breach, far away in time…

Posted on August 6, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Some may have been amused by the Echo Newspaper being taken apart by Media Watch last week. The timing therefore could not be worse for their big anniversary dinner last night, when these mugs were handed out with independent spelt incorrectly. Oh the humanity. Oh the independance! If Jonathon Holmes sees this, I hope he doesn’t start singing Echo Beach. For some reason he was singing in last week’s show.

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Nork by Southwest

Posted on August 6, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Would you slow down or speed up on seeing monster sagging boozies on the Old Mandurah Rd? Saggers or not, I recommend you keep your foot down, because since the Bumpkobahn has been installed, OMR has become infested with partisans, brigands and footpads. Shudder. Another from Pete F, who has more to come.

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Cry Havoc and let loose the dogs of freedom.

Posted on August 5, 2010 by AHC McDonald

This Freedom Centre has always been at war with Eastasia. Apparently the facade is groaning with anti freedom laminated signs. Hand rendered anti smoking laminate is the very badge of the anti free. (A la Dumbarse House). Using a laminator is a virtual guarantee of an intoxicating freedom from irony at least. Any bets that inside, the use of the microwave  ‘is a privilege and not a right”? And that those who have not kicked in for the 10kg drum of International Roast, (or is it Copper Kettle?) are right now receiving a scathing laminator based reprimand? From Brer Bento. Wait is that La Bento reflected, wearing a tie and a pink shirt. Freedom is a good servant but a bad master my friend. And don’t fucking park there either.

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Truck Gal

Posted on August 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Natalia Fan #1 dropped this on my desk, inexplicably stained with what I assume was semen. (Urine NF#1?) He does however make a wonderful point about the confluence of worsts on this flyer. Max Kay, Alannah,  even fucking Gina Rinehart will be there. What a wonderful thing to behold on Tim Winton’s birthday. Here’s hoping that the book will be even worse than it looks. With Max and Gina on hand, chances are it will be an absolute stinker. I think Natalia Fan#x was looking for Truck Chicks with Dicks when he found this, possibly explaining the stain on the back.The only person to have any claim to be not worst would be Alannah, who has her supporters, as shown by Outrage’s photo on The Arrondisement.

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