Mandurah Retardeds

Are these being manufactured simply to get onto this site? Just being from Mandurah isn’t enough anymore. The bar has truly been…well not raised, but somethinged by Matt here. Fouled maybes. No wonder Rolly Tasker prefers to work 24 hours a day in his Asian factory if this is what crabtown has become.

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40 Responses to Mandurah Retardeds

  1. shazza says:

    Speechless. I am without speech.


  2. Relax everyone!!! I don’t think this is nearly as bad as it looks. It’s merely a new form of dating in the “Venice of the South”. This person actually enjoys consensular intimacy with Retardeds. (Basically putting their willy in and squishing it around). And, well, surely Retardeds like a root as much as anyone else? It’s kind of like a Mandurah public service initiative that leaves a smile on everyone’s dial. “Mandurah, they care”.


  3. Bento says:

    Outrage by numbers. Reminds me of the Onion piece about Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people.


  4. WAtching says:

    I can see our Federal Parties clamouring to ensure they have harnessed the Mandurah ‘Retarded’ Fucker vote.


  5. B.T. says:

    Maybe it’s one of those word puzzles where you rearrange the letters… and we are supposed to read it as “I Fuck Dead Rats”. Or something like that.


  6. richarbl says:

    That sticker has a morpheme addiction.


  7. Is that a crab net or tennis raquet in the back?


  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    This is how country people reproduce , and I am surprised it doesn’t have the proviso”if there (sic) not fat”.


  9. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Want to understand bumpkin stickers? Read the comments on Cookster’s recent bumper sticker rant here.


  10. Pete says:

    I couldn’t help but snigger after following the link provided by NF#1 only to see Chrome displaying: About Blank. Appropriate.


  11. Greggo says:

    complete rubbish. no wonder the hyper-aestheticised middle classes lapse into fascism in disastrous attempts to recover their self-amputated proletariat roots. “advanced” = ignition timed to ignite orgasmic mixture prematurely, prior to optimal mixture conditions. “retarded”=ignition timed to ignite orgasmic mixture well after optimal mixture conditions. means: “I’ll fuck you to you go to sleep, I fucked you all night long, fuck me dead etc.” “retardeds”: those who like to be fucked until they go to sleep etc etc.


  12. Mez says:

    I have just returned from Bali (Galleria of the North) and am bitterly dissapointed to report that this is where these stickers are from. Every second street vendor has ’em all, from “Brett is Gay” to “I do Anal” – I’m dissapointed because I really thought it was some smartarse 3rd year Curtin art student operating covertly in carpark 4 between lectures – but no, sadly, it’s boguns…


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