Weekend Worstoff 139

Posted on February 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two by Rehana. Feel the style and the brutality.Rob C likes the new look refreshment centre at Warwick Train Station. Looks like a bottled water selling machine. Suck on that irony water machine.Yoriks saw this next to a “Reception Donga” in Port Hedland. I feel they could have done worse. Perhaps that’s why it’s a worst, because it’s in Port Hedland and is not errr worser? How dare they not have something more terrible. In Hedland! Outrage!And Jaidyn-Jaxxon saw some concrete work that thoughtfully informs future archeologists (future cunts) that it was 2004 AD not BC.

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Meta and Winged

Posted on February 4, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Masqn. A cock with a cock. A meta cock even. Like bad utes, a good willie graffiti has to have a little extra to get a run these days. Like an extra cock. This is from Western Sydney, but there’s also a winged one from Mundaring by Hovean.

And speaking of knobs, I incude possibly my all time favourite song, The Sweet, basically telling Kiss to fuck off before they had even started with Blockbuster, and a clip that gets more astounding with every cut. The inept, shuffling stage presence, the chick wearing a WW1 German helment waving at the crowd – the fucking tiger outfit and a time (1973) when people knew how to construct and wear a foil lhat! Every man jack of them, crowd and band looking and acting like total tools, and yet, and yet it is still a materpiece.

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Hand

Posted on February 3, 2011 by AHC McDonald

SN saw an inflatable hand in the “Cultural” Centre. It could have a small bar inside or be a warning that the stop and search laws will be extended to include areas “beyond the ringhole”. I have no opinion. It arouses neither rage nor pleasure.

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Sandringham

Posted on February 3, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Back to a sort of more traditional worst, the rotunda thing at The Sandringham Hotel in Belmont, which EV  saw was set to be demolished. I seem to remember videoing some obscenity like an Italian engagement or similar that culminated on top here in the 80s. No doubt the Cocos will still be extant long after the limestone is gone.

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The Nollamara Horror

Posted on February 2, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Krazy Kym. But you don’t ask, because he might recommend this. I very much like the lank but receding serial killer style hair.nollamaraNollamara

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Musical Theatre “soils” Ledger Theatre Opening

Posted on February 1, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two new Asia Beat posts by the way, Collingwood puts the bite on China, and
Chinese Lamingtons use rhino horn.

XXX  took in the first night at The Le Ledge Theatre, took a snap of the painting in the foyer, slagged off the aircon and vommied in his mouth at a musical theatre piece called “Creation”. The painting while it has its not worst qualities and is certainly better than THIS tribute, is still a little unfortunate, as who could think that the other two Heaths are saying anything else but “Heath you plonker, didn’t you already take the sleeping tablets?”

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Syphon the Rooster

Posted on February 1, 2011 by AHC McDonald

It’s impossible not to get the impression that these blokes are having a piss. The smugglers are lowered, the hands are in the zone. Rockingham Red Rooster.  The eye staring back is a nice touch too. By netwirb. Reminds me of this shot I took in New Zealand.

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White Cum Valley

Posted on January 31, 2011 by AHC McDonald

The famous, mythic, elusive Australia Post White Cum Valley letter believed lost, has been found by operatives connected to Natalia fan #1. Viva.

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Weekend Worstoff 138

Posted on January 29, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Pete F found the worst ever ute in Adelaide. This one will never be topped.Also by Pete F. Medina. The small print says “How’s it hangin”.Nate from Abandomed Old People’s Homes & stuff saw a goon loving campervan parrot, and also said “Can you tell Lisa Scaffidi from Jimmy Fuckstick – STOP STALKING ME ON FACEBOOK, NOT INTERESTED.”
Okaaay. Don’t know what that means, but sure. Maybe paint it on her front wall as well?And Holly C saw this in Sorrento. Those should keep you going. Worst well.

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Why I Married an Australian

Posted on January 28, 2011 by AHC McDonald

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