Weekend Worstoff 139

Two by Rehana. Feel the style and the brutality.Rob C likes the new look refreshment centre at Warwick Train Station. Looks like a bottled water selling machine. Suck on that irony water machine.Yoriks saw this next to a “Reception Donga” in Port Hedland. I feel they could have done worse. Perhaps that’s why it’s a worst, because it’s in Port Hedland and is not errr worser? How dare they not have something more terrible. In Hedland! Outrage!And Jaidyn-Jaxxon saw some concrete work that thoughtfully informs future archeologists (future cunts) that it was 2004 AD not BC.

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101 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 139

  1. Well do you need a stylish nappy bag? Do ya punk?

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  2. Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

    What is a donga?

    And does the object pictured next to the donga have a purpose or was it just one of those “put bad art here” things?

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    • A donga is a shipping container made into accommodation. Very common in mining towns. I think mining companies are forced to spend some amount on “art”. Wasted on Port Hedland though. One of the world’s toilets.

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    • WAtching says:

      A donga is a demountable building widely used by our burgeoning mining industry for accomadation, offices brothels etc.

      The artwork seems to be made of recycled machinery parts.

      Perhaps Bo’T could tell us what they are.

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      • I think it’s made of railway track.

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      • B.T. says:

        Demountable… that explains everything.

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        @WAtching

        To be perfectly honest, I haven’t a clue, but I would guess that the sculpture might be made of slices of a hoist gantry rail, or train tracks as somebody already suggested.

        What I can tell you is that the blue Falcon XR6 is a BA model with one of their taillights not working, quite obviously driven by some new-age bogan (NaB); they’re the ones who have ridiculous tattoos in gothic script, have personalised plates that are supposedly “clever” in combining alpha and numerics to form a word fixed to their luridly-ducoed Falcodores, use waaay too much hair product, drink energy drinks from massive cans and wear Ed Hardy shirts…they’re a rather more pernicious beast than the V8 Kingswood-driving, flanno-wearing, Acca/Dacca-listening and Winnie Blue-smoking old-school bogan. To further understand this emergent phenomenon, visit the Things Bogans Like website, whereupon you may find blog entries devoted to such topics covered in my description of this menace.

        Oh, and also they’re waiting—most likely, very impatiently—at the lights on Benara Road, crossing the Tonkin Highway, heading due West.

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        • ronggly says:

          … to go where ? I’ve headed west on Benara Road (mistakenly thinking it was Morley Drive), crossed Tonkin Highway, within minutes found myself literally in the middle of nowhere, feeling trapped.

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          • Bag O'Turnips says:

            Probably driving away from Beechboro. To somewhere, anywhere, maybe The Morley Gonorrhoea to max out its seventh credit card.

            ‘Nuff said.

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      Not to be confused with a donger – as in as dry as a dead dingo’s donger. Hope all this is helping.

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    • The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

      Thanks all.

      I don’t think we have dongas in New York. We specialize more in buildings that were intended to be permanent and then somehow wound up being temporary, if you know what I mean.

      Look up “Pennsylvania Station” to learn more.

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  3. Lenni says:

    Hahaha! This blog is the best! Can’t wait to see more.

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    • You have almost 1500 posts – more than 3 years of archives to get through. Start now.

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      • rebalehan says:

        I’m working day and night to get through all the archives. I’ve got my tired eyes on , I’ve missed tennis practice but, damn, it’s worth it. Do I win 10 pounds?

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        • rottobloggo says:

          Keep going. All life is here.

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          • rottobloggo says:

            And this just in via text from our blogging overlord:

            Dudes, “sup? What’s good? Hope Outrage hitting the spot. Worsts, chilled red wine and hot beer! Wot fuck? Not worst a 40 minute conversation all in Chinese with taxi driver about chicks, piss and err lakes. Surreal not to be able to see blog. Miss youse pigs.

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  4. WAtching says:

    My Donga does like a good reception.

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  5. Lucky Star says:

    Methinks the water machine must have swallowed someone’s money and they snapped. Take that water machine! That’s what you get of offering healthy beverages.

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  6. Lucky Star says:

    **for offering healthy beverages

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  7. Stu says:

    future cunts? per che?

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    • Are you asking about the reference? If so. Since the Worst of Perth is being archived by the national/state library, there is the feeling that in the milennia to come, it will be much used by historians, researchers, writers and other such ne’er do wells. These types have become known as “future cunts”, and you will often see comments directed at these lollygaggers from the distant future. eg “hey future cunts, do you still remember Mainy?” or “Yo future cunts in the year 5000. Has The Guildford Hotel been repaired yet?” &cetera.

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  8. Grrr says:

    For anyone curious if they are Bathory lyrics on that car or not:
    “Step aside or you might just be the next contestant to feel the brutality”

    The song is The Curse by that popular beat combo Disturbed.

    It sounds much softer than I expected. It’s about as metal as Nickelback.

    “Devastation, Obliteration are all in a part of Eccasorbation” is the next line. A pity they didn’t get that medical term on their window. It made me look up Exacerbation.

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  9. B.T. says:

    $29.95, that must be on the poor side of town. You can’t buy style for less than $89 in Claremont.

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    I saw a green ford ute and the number plate was Greenys WTF.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    How do i put a link on here does anyone know, Bento reminds be of someone

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  12. The Legend 101 says:

    I cant find the link button so screw it, maybe i can do it as my next article.

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  13. langhorne says:

    Only thing worse than Port Hedland is South Hedland…or is it the other way around?

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  14. burn it clean says:

    That DISTUR83D car lives near me.
    Actually its worse than it seems, theres a husband and wife with two cars the same, but one has DISTUR83D and the other has DISTURB3D on the number plate.

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  15. The Legend 101 says:

    Its still Headland ones in the south so there.

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  16. 2bob says:

    8oo813z to BHP & co with their dubious art, dodgy dongas and depressing town planning. That rotaresque railway track thing is nothing compared to their new skyscaper. That really does suck dead dingos baloney pony.

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  17. The Legend 101 says:

    you remind me so much of the guy from that Shawow Towel Ad Bento.

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  18. The Legend 101 says:

    yep Watching bento is Vince.

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  19. The Legend 101 says:

    Want to see a funny youtube video its called Fireman Sam (Morning Reutine Editored) its funny and for Adults theres a rude version by the same guy Postman Pat Intro (Editored). Watch them for a laugh.

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  20. The Legend 101 says:

    IM NOT RETARD BUT VINCE IS, its just a joke about the shamwow thing so get over it.

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  21. The Legend 101 says:

    i know who vince is see those dumb boring ads all the time. He introduceds himself at the start so it’s ovious that his name is Vince.

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  22. The Legend 101 says:

    I post on website to dicuss points of views and dicuss things, so there.

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  23. The Legend 101 says:

    FINE!

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  24. The Legend 101 says:

    i can talk about what i like.

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  25. JaneZ says:

    Are you sure you’re not my five year old? You sound awfully like him. Oh noes, perhaps this is all my fault for leaving the computer unattended.

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  26. The Legend 101 says:

    no,why dont we all stop arguing.

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  27. LATERS FUCKERS says:

    YOUR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS I THINK THIS PAGE IS THE WORST OF PERTH ! XX

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