White Cum Valley

The famous, mythic, elusive Australia Post White Cum Valley letter believed lost, has been found by operatives connected to Natalia fan #1. Viva.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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40 Responses to White Cum Valley

  1. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I expect none less than a slurry of piss-poor Perth suburb puns, preferably of a sexual or excretal nature.


  2. David Cohen says:

    What other colour would it be??


  3. Telefon Tel Aviv says:

    meant to re-direct to Upper Swan


  4. pete says:

    Send it back to Welshpoo


  5. cybill says:

    Wait, is that a spoof of White Gum Valley. Oh cum on, I mean jizz people – grow up.


  6. cybill says:

    I’m glad to see men get it.


  7. cobbler64 says:

    is White Cum Valley near cleavage?


  8. The Legend 101 says:

    I dont get it, Where is White Cum Valley anyway


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      White Gum Valley is a small suburb somewhere between Fremantle, O’Connor and East Fremantle.

      As for White Cum Valley, well, I guess it’s wherever one’s spruut lands on their playfellow and millions live there, albeit temporarily.


  9. alexei gregorov says:

    Isn’t this where all the wankers live?


  10. Frank Wer says:

    Sigh. Looks like the Data Entry Clerk jizzed up the spelling again.

    Does anyone else remember the Orange People branch in WGV in the mid 80s?


  11. The Legend 101 says:

    oh yeah thanks B.O.T (Bag O Turnips) im dont really know the Fremantle Area.


  12. The Legend 101 says:

    Has anyone seen Vegan he hasnt been here lately so i dont know if went on holiday or what happend to him.


  13. The Legend 101 says:

    alright then Vegan, how embarising every since i saw your gravatar profile i thought you where a guy.


  14. The Legend 101 says:

    oh, i need to check my email because i only just joined Gravatar so thats why i dont have a profile yet.


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