Fuzzy Nuggets

Yeah, that’s what I’m saying, fuzzy nuggets. Wanna make something of it? Another from York by Cimbali. I’m from the country and I have no idea what’s going on here.

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Face off on arrondis

Racking brain and searching mail trying to remember who sent this to me, then I remembered. It was me. Also, new Asia Beat post today. And is there need for a links post or box again? Need somewhere to put stuff like this from @3tomatoesShort on Twitter.Or this sort of thing, where a post might not be appropriate. Or if I ranted elsewhere?

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Babyface

By Damian. Fremantle. Further words not required.

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Bogan Burger

A worst by K, Joondalup. Had a bit of discussion with Outrage and Krazy Kim over the treatment of Tasmania in a minced meat pattie. Do you separate it and risk it falling into the hot rocks, or attach it and risk offending residents of Inceston and Hobart? Attach it obviously. And Groote Island can fuck off too. Canarvon is reared a little low though as I look more closely. K is holding out for the Fuck off we’re full lamingtons. Happy Australia Day.

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Night The Hunter

Shahin, formerly of Iran, now of the US, has a tribute site for Hillman Hunters. I’ll let that sink in. Yes Hillman Hunters. Apparently it was the car of  Iran for many years. He picked up on my flickr pics of the bullet riddled Hunter I took in Bridgetown. If you have a picture of a Hillman Hunter, he wants it. He even had one shipped from the UK to the US! Truly. The man needs to get himself a Leyland Marina!

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Padbury

Another example from Padbury, by K. Not Progressive or Supa this time though. They seem to have signed it. Will still be dumfounded when the police arrive at their own tagged home. But how..?

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You look just like an Elvis from Hell!

Busker seranades a nightclub casualty at 3am on a Sunday morning in Northbridge. A worst by Golden Boy. Was it Brown Eyed Girl being played GB?  Nice to think it could have been For The Love of Ivy. His face was already blurry, so I had to pixelate his brogues instead. Like the ciggie.

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White Franger

Outrage Cohen asks the question with one photo, and answers it with the next, leaving us only with the mystery of why no outsized wolf penis/scrotum was added.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Haven’t done a best of TWOP Twitter for a while. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

There’s also a new Asia Beat post.

Global warming clears gorilla mist. Mistless Rwandan gorillas are wandering the mountains in full view according to wildlife experts…

Perth sex workers not “Tantric compliant” – Sting. The rock star has shunned local sex workers for his upcoming tour, choosing to travel w…

Biosphere must be double brick – Council. Plans for Perth’s first envirodome are in tatters as City of Stirling insists on “Tuscan Style” con…

Convention Centre will not be sandbagged in case of Swan River flood. The Government will use a flood to erase the architectural monstrosity…

Lead spill may be behind Fremantle vibrancy – Study. Stilt walking, fire twirling, Drumming & veganism may be a result of lead poisoning say…

NZ PM calls for Maori apology to extinct Moas. John Key said, “A simple, “Sorry we killed and ate you all Bro.”” would “Build bridges” with e…

Melbourne barista fined for obscene coffee. A pattern created in a latte using foam and chocolate was an obvious “vagina & anus”, a judge has…

Clitoris finding iphone App only accurate to 1 metre. #thinkagainapple

Andrew Mallard – The Last Ten Minutes. New book by Colleen Egan…

Aung San Suu Kyi unlikely to get bond back after release from house – Landlord. “I don’t think the exhaust fan has ever been cleaned…

Vladimir Putin part cyborg – but it’s not the part you’d expect! Pam Casellas reveals the schematics in this weekend’s new West Magazine…

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Weekend Worstoff 137

Bag O’ Turnips likes to keep his entries close and his exits even closer.Some Bloke gives you a couple more Ent Cent shoots before it dies. And Solari was sent this from the UK. It’s worth a try I suppose.Worst well.

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