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Why is she wearing it in the store?
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I finally worked out who L101 reminds me of:
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Who doesn’t ?
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If you’ve ever had the pleasure (I use the term loosely) to shop at the IGA on Nollamara Ave, you’ll know this doesn’t come close to worst. Given some I’ve seen there, this would be considered neat, tidy going out hair and the perfect outfit for doing your shopping in when paired with thongs.
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Nollamara (N)IGA highly rated in some parts for odd range of kitsch imported delicacies: eastern European chocolates and other such. Great worst too, makes me think of this:
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I will give Nollamara (N)IGA that much Natalia Fan #1. You can find some hidden treasures there sometimes. Finding Jaffa Cakes after years of not finding them anywhere was exciting for me (yes, I am a simple creature like that!). But for the most part I feel like I need to shower after shopping among it’s unwashed masses.
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Oh, and that clip is rather disturbing! Two things you really don’t want to hear in a sentence – “Mummy” and “want to f**k”.
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That clip has given me some great ideas for Valentine’s day!
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Pictures; Please!!
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Threw out the last box unfortunately, which had a puff-plastic map of Serbia or some other Adriatic shithole as a lid.
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Sounds like the ones my Dad sends for Christmas. Last lot he sent had cherry chocolates with so much booze in them we felt tipsy from just one. He usually finds them here:
http://www.nqr.com.au/
Greatest collection of products from obscure European countries ever!
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Speaking of obscure European countries, I love the way that Ballajura IGA stocks its Pommy nostalgia food items in the ethnic foods aisle, along with the Mexican and Indian “out there” offerings.
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Maybe it was the Spotted Dick that threw them RubyRuby.
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Crap British food jokes aside, I also like that biltong is casually stocked with the rest of the snackfoods, there.
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Heh, just saw this a few days ago in a Margaret River Pharmacy. Gave me a chuckle.
Also took the opportunity while there to bore the pharmacist silly with my outrage that homeopathic ‘treatments’ are able to be flogged there. And that if they must be, for consumer choice, then they should be isolated and labelled appropriately, such as Voodoo Section.
Rant end.
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So you’re against homos now?
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Only when they have an e in them.
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Fair call Shaz – the anti-immunization nutbags make me angry too.
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So, Shazza, you want the name of a good Reiki healer? Cleanse some of that anger…
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Ive always found the best way to cleanse my anger is with wine. But thanks for the offer RubyRuby.
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Cleansing… I have some Hopi ear candles that could help with that.
Because the Hopi are world renowned for their aural hygiene. I love finding the crap that shouldn’t be in pharmacies… unfortunately I’ve never found a decent bottle of wine while waiting for a script. Are you a red or white or bubbly drinker, Shazza?
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About homeopathy too – there were some “buy now bargains” outside a chemist at Kingsway, Madeley. Past the “expiry date” homeopathic remedies, with active ingredients listed as being 6x or whatever stupid hit it against a saddle water in a coloured bottle thing. Because maybe there will be a molecule of active ingredient *in* it, now? Sorry, it’s past my bedtime, frustration with willful stupidheadedness of modern world is showing…
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looks like Nollamara is preparing for a plague of bogan zombies
remember Rule 2: the double tap
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It’s a bit like the ‘Slimming’ pills ads. and fitness machines’ promos.
False advertising.
They should be using examples like myself:
Unfit, flabby, yellow toothed, red veined noses, sparse tonsured and shuffling.
It’s us fat old farts wot snores; due to fat in the airways and red wine allergies that we just can’t quite avoid.
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I think this rig actually works Roll. Just that no one will put it on.
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Try:
http://www.caravanersforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=8016&p=107040&hilit=cpac#p107040
for a bit of a discussion on this topic.
Lots of folk need them.
Fortunately not I.
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What a ghastly forum. Do they discuss incontinence aids as well?
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caravanners are big in the swinging scene – apparently
must be the paper thin walls and exotic foodstuffs
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One Baravan looks like another.
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how to search the worstofperth.com site?
I’m trying to find the post I put up about A McT’s small barrrrr
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Hmm. Was it the other one with the faux banksy pic? If you can remember what bar was called, the searchbox should find it.
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Was it this from Food of The Gods?
https://theworstofperth.com/2011/01/13/food-of-the-gods/#comment-74987
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yes! small bars a plenty in Hell’s Kitchen
The BWS in Hell’s Kitchen has a one purchase in a 24hr period policy.
A nice bottle of wine to share over Friday lunch, certainly Madam.
Walk in after work and they’ll go all TRG obviously anti-social alcoholic for daring to purchase a beer or two for a Friday night – and they refuse to serve.
Yet rock up at 9am and buy four 4 litre goons each day, no wucking furries.
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My wife is very observant!
I am so proud.
It prompts me to ask: where are Bento’s wife’s flaps?
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It’s sad how old punks are selling their legacy for a mess of pottage. First John Lydon advertising butter, and now this guy flogging snoring rigs in Nollamara.
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How old is that? I would have thought Weller would resemble the mannequin a lot more by now.
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there was a post about a new small bar in the Maylands strip a while back, and conjecture as to whether it was Lannie McT’s
she is in Teh West today spruiking her own small bar in the same strip, staggering distance from Chez Skink. Since it’s Lannie’s bar, I expect big measures.
it’s to be called ‘Swallow’
no, don’t titter
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I’ll be there.
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http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/8759159/mactiernan-aims-to-raise-the-bar/
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vibrant!
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‘it’s to be called ‘Swallow’’
she strikes me as being a little more assertive than that.
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Pink triangular ?
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I’m glad to see this is so, Lannie being consistent here , as during her rain she encouraged small bar-ism amongst her coterie.
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You weren’t joking! It will be called Swallow! Spit was taken?
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Yes, Spit is across the street and Gargle is next door.
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Yeah, but Gargle is just showing off.
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No, Choo-choo McTiernan doesn’t faff about with swishing the wine around for “mouth feel” and “tannin overtones”…she cuts straight to the chase.
Swallow for maximum inebriation effect, so apt really.
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the print version of the article states that the two young chefs are partners, in a manner that suggests xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Having read that, perhaps I ddn’t need to xxxxxx it. Whatever. let future cunts mull over it. It might be compulsory by then.
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It’s always about the yxxxx wxxxx lxxxxxxx here isn’t it.
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Unless you can prove that xxxxxxx really did xxxxxxxxx, and like skink always says, xxxxxxxxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!
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damn, I missed the reference to YWL
I wonder if they got a grant
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Prolly should have been called “The Dive” rather than “Swallow”
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If Alannah MacTiernan is running a small bar (or a large one for that matter) expect to see a fairly high level of stock shrinkage if she’s around much.
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Surely more xxxable than the above salaciousnes?
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it might better have been called ‘Swig’ or ‘Scull’
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I thought Teh Haystack
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Or Teh Caboose.
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“The Knobgoblin”?
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Oops. I may have chortled.
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You know it’s gonna suck even before you go to swallow.
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Julia does a bit of “night work “. Those arms could bring down a T-Rex.
Hint : writers are slow , fat and stupid and run like Bruce Willis.
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and Crikey today has a tip that Fremantle’s own Ben Elton is hosting a new standup comedy show on Channel Nine next week
first reports say it makes ‘Hey Hey’ look fresh
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Haven’t seen the ads? Delightfully appalling. Ben has the look of I’m a celebrity get me outta here. Except it’s his own show.
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for me to have seen the ads, I would have had to have watched Channel 9
the kids were pushing all the wrong buttons on the remote the other night, and the Channel 7 news came on, but in normal screen ratio stretched to fit the wide screen. Susanna Carr in high definition and stretched double wide. The horror.
that’s why I avoid commercial telly
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Greg Pearce looks like a heavily cratered area of Mars. Or an electron microscope shot of a gallstone.
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You should see him from side-on…
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I wonder what the kids of today will make of gags about Fatcher’s Britain?
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No the ads were worse, much worse.
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Erm… you mean Bwitain, right?
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The Young Ones, right?
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I didn’t have a camera, but there is a good one at the southern end of the Boulevard. Just north of Light Street, on the southbound side (of Alexander Drive of course) someone has posted a sticker which reads “ROFL” over the street name. It is a block or two north of the Light Street intersection, I can’t tell you which street though, inane leetspeak obscures the actual name.
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It is the advance warning sign for Light Street itself. I wondered if Teh Legend had been out and about and busy?
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Yeah i live near Light St ever heard of Hustler St and the IGA your talking abouts sells wired jellybeans that are xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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How fittimg, perhaps, that L101 lives on Hustler St.
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Can one defame jellybeans?
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Those preparing the ingredients can be.
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Oh. I’d just assumed The Leg implied the jellybeans were gay.
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Oh they’re gay. But I can’t believe they use xxxxxxxxx xxxx in their construction.
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People who don’t like the wired jelly-beans are gaint.
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I can see an illustrated childrens book coming on. ‘The Wired Gay Gaint’ by The Legend.
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Yes i do its between The Strand,Nelligan St and Booker St and if i got this right, i know you your from Greenacre St.
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Ha ha ha NO.
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Natalia Fan 1
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yeah you do,then what part of dianella do you live in?
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