Weekend Worstoff 138

Pete F found the worst ever ute in Adelaide. This one will never be topped.Also by Pete F. Medina. The small print says “How’s it hangin”.Nate from Abandomed Old People’s Homes & stuff saw a goon loving campervan parrot, and also said “Can you tell Lisa Scaffidi from Jimmy Fuckstick – STOP STALKING ME ON FACEBOOK, NOT INTERESTED.”
Okaaay. Don’t know what that means, but sure. Maybe paint it on her front wall as well?And Holly C saw this in Sorrento. Those should keep you going. Worst well.

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37 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 138

  1. 2bob says:

    I heart goon in my anubis ute with disco sally when I’ve gone to far gone.


  2. Stu says:

    it would be remiss of us not to also mention that timeless graffiti classic “BooB” on that wall


  3. Bag O'Turnips says:

    The only thing missing from that Croweater’s mural-emblazoned Holden Crewman ute is a canopy.

    That’d then invoke the spirits of panel vans of yore. This mural might’ve made sense on a Holden HZ Sandman, Ford XC Sundowner or Chrysler CL Drifter panno, circa 1977, though it wouldn’t have absolved it for sheer tackiness. They certainly knew how to do airbrush art back then.


    • langhorne says:

      And a bullbar.

      And, the passenger-side doors seem to be mural-free.


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Did notice that: probably had a bit of a dent or scrape, ergo the plain doors.

        Or maybe a work in progress not yet complete…airbrushing ain’t cheap, y’know!

        Should also have a few warped Cold Chisel cassettes, hotel beermat and a matching empty stubby of West End Lager on the dashboard, even though the ute most likely doesn’t have a tape deck (CD players became standard fitment across the entire Conformadore range in 2000).


      • Snuff says:

        I’m guessing his girlfriend told him it was that or he’d never get another root made him an offer he couldn’t refuse, langhorne.


    • E.V. says:

      I thought the owner of the crewman would have posted by now, angrily defending his ‘piece on wheels. Is’nt that Conan the barbarian on the bonnet,copied from the eighties movie poster?


  4. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I’m also sure that, with all those LED rainbow lights on Council House, they could emblazon the offer for the campervans across it at night. Complete with cockatoo, too.

    May help WA Tourism get more punters to travel over to our monolithic delights at a price they can’t refuse!


  5. Lucky Star says:

    The bonnet of that ute suggests someone enjoyed the Scorpion King movie far too much. I’m assuming that’s meant to be an image of Anubis on the driver’s door. If so, he looks like he needs a rabbies shot… or a silver bullet.


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      The chap airbrushed on the bonnet looks like if he stretches any further, he may just pop a fuzzy nugget out of his codpiece. Then he may be dubbed as Testicles (pron. test-e-clees).


      • Lucky Star says:

        Perhaps that’s the strategy BO’T – Whip out a fuzzy nugget and blind or distract the enemy before finishing them off.

        Mind you, if he’s not careful waving that sword about, he may soon become Minus Testicles.


  6. Pete says:

    Adelaide deserves its own blog, although I’m not sure they’d get it. There are too many truly worst things to display here. I held back until I saw this (& was without the company of an Adelaidian) they have no sense of humour.


  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Hi Pete, Im Glad its not my mate.


  8. The Legend 101 says:

    i mean the ute.


  9. Timposter says:

    This bloke’s got tha riddle o’ steel SORTED, maight.


  10. That ute sparked the Cairo riots.


  11. The Legend 101 says:

    i see why.


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