Spin The King

Posted on February 10, 2011 by AHC McDonald

One from and for Outrage Cohen, who I believe is fleeing the country with Krazy Kym today. Off Davies Rd Claremont.

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3 Daves of The Condor

Posted on February 10, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Lefroy Street Fremantle. A worst by Pete F.
I’m a bit in two minds about how this leaves Dave. Just being a suck hole sounds a bit dull and boring, while Andy and Mick are sucking and loving the cock like two south of the river Lord Byrons, and all Dave is left with is telling them how well they love and suck cock and agreeing annoyingly with everyone about how good they, individually, (that is Mick and Andy) are at loving the cock and sucking cock and he’s all being a real suckhole and offering to hold their iphones while they love and suck cock while saying “Oh Mick and Dave Andy,  I could never love and or suck the cock like you two can.”
I mean what kind of life is that?
On the other hand, he’s not having to suck or love the cock.

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Dick Payne

Posted on February 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Tom S is another Perth expat who claims that “…in fact Midland shines compared to many NSW holes I’ve visited…” He also wanted to redress the frequent Melbourne bias to the “outta town worsts”. Dick Payne is what you get for a few days after a Dick Piercy.Dick PayneAnd speaking of Mid Stream, (aka Midland) Outrage keeps wanting to see a pic Lady Bento took regarding urine samples. OK, fine. If you want it. Wasn’t at the top of my list. It’s no cunthole doodle that’s for sure. Maybe Ben Elton can use it.

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On a pedestal

Posted on February 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Lucky Star captured this poorly conceived and poorly implemented homage to dead trees at The Raffles Hotel. Seriously, why bother? I hope this was done for free.

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Registered Lawn

Posted on February 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Last of The Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten’s snowy desolation. New York style registered Lawn.

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Lexington

Posted on February 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Once again The Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten sends in  New York worsts we’d be happy to have as best here. “The Lexington Hotel, The Catskills, New York, one of the oldest resort hotels in the US and a ghost trap for almost a hundred years.” Is this really what constitutes bad over there BSWAM? If so, you’re really making the Ledger thespian hole look even worse. Also some other Lexington shots.They all look fucking awesome to me, including the abandoned car! Dude, what are you doing?

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See you at CHD’s

Posted on February 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Super Southern specialist Mark M saw ads going up for Rockingham’s first tapas bar, Cunthole Doodle. The jingle for the radio ad riffs off Fatboy Slim’s Rockafeller Skank. “Right about now, The Cunthole Doodle, check it out now, The Cunthole Doodle…” Well if Alannah can open Swallow, (Aka Knobgoblin’ Now Mad Kuntz) then can’t Mark McGowan get behind Cunthole Doodle in his baliwick?  The illustrations seem to have been done by someone largely unfamiliar with cunt holes and/or doodles. I blame the agency. Probably by the guys that did that kid collecting farts in bottles for the lottery ads.Rockinham tapas bar

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Mocatta

Posted on February 7, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Kenny Calendar has recently moved from Perth to Melbourne, but he has found a little piece of Balcata in Rye Victoria. Actually it shits on balcatta. It’s what Balcatta dreams of being. Closer to Alexander the Great than teh ‘Catta. Feeding PavarottiFeeding Pavarotti

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No Function Knob

Posted on February 7, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Bento. He is also just for adornment use what the hell.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on February 6, 2011 by AHC McDonald

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Controversy rages over whether Xena Warrior Princess reruns should be on GEM or 7 Mate.

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