No Function Knob

By Bento. He is also just for adornment use what the hell.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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31 Responses to No Function Knob

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    I saw those at Centro Dianella it saids Wu its Chineese i think they mean Wii (Nintendo)


  2. langhorne says:

    OT hope all you cunts are safe from the bushfire.


    • Nice to see that Perth people have the Queensland spirit.


      • RubyRuby says:

        We are up to 2 comments at work this morning, courtesy of Claremont dames, “there’s no sympathy if you choose to live somewhere with all those trees around you”.


        • vegan says:

          as opposed to living surrounded by rich cunts.


          • Ljuke says:

            Rich cunts are just as flammable as trees. They just have better access to emergency services.


            • Bag O'Turnips says:

              Would probably be of service to test the flammability of those styleless edifices that grace the tree-lined avenues of the Western Suburbs. It’ll relieve them from having to further abide with having a Tuscanstrosity as their abode.

              Also, there are certain caveats that apply when living in close proximity to bushfire-prone areas…if one thinks that weatherboard panels, exposed eaves, timberlap fencing and cedar decking add “romance” to the notion of living amongst the trees, not to mention allowing them to dangle over the roof, then clearly the bush lifestyle is not really suited; I’m sure most, if not all, of the properties razed had some of these things adorning them.


        • pete says:

          Didn’t the Claremont council building and library burn down a few months ago?

          I suppose if you are going to put all those books and photos and public records in one spot, they’re bound to catch on fire at some point.


  3. Lucky Star says:

    I know a few people with a knob for adornment use but it’s usually attached to their head.


  4. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The statement in question here could apply to either the Guitar Hero or whatever controller as a whole, or the knobs who play it.


  5. pete says:

    This is what probably happened.

    An Australian bloke and a Chinese bloke were sitting around the guitar factory in China as the design plans were being fed into the computer. The Australian leaned over to the Chinese bloke and said – quick, the boss isn’t looking, draw a knob on that guitar.

    The rest was lost in translation.


  6. David Cohen says:

    Look at the size of Bento’s whammy bar!


  7. shazza says:

    I’m loving the translation effort.


  8. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    If only all no function knobs were so clearly labeled. Would save a lot of time talking to them at parties and stuff.


  9. Snuff says:

    Marvellous. I like the fine print too.

    Don’t place “Mania Guitar” under hot or moisture environment
    Don’t dismantle or clean it with organic substance
    Don’t throw, drop or apply strong strong shock to “Mania Guitar”

    Strong weak shock sounds okay, then.


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