Prince Albert Park

I haven’t listed this before have I? From Rehana. North Lake Rd Kardinya. If you’ve been unfortunate enough to have been given the name, it doesn’t mean you can stuff your Dick down our throats. Even in the 70’s, surely someone would have thought that Piercy Park would have been sufficient honour for our pig farming friend? Even allowing for the fact that going all piercy on your dick wasn’t as popular then as now, this is unforgiveable. The only saving grace is that is that his wife wasn’t named Nipple. Prince Albert Park donated by Dick Piercy would have been a subtle and amusing touch that unfortunately the Council naming committee wasn’t up for. If only this was in Swanbourne, so we could have heard endlessly about “a quiet day at Dick Piercy Park” from Paul Nurry.dickThe only other submissions I’ve had from Kardinya before (I think) have been hideous racist graffiti.

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77 Responses to Prince Albert Park

  1. monkeypants says:

    ya know LA, there are indeed days when i believe you are channelling benny hill!

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  2. shazza says:

    A very generous dick.

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  3. Wildly off the topic, but did anyone notice the Royal Show bogans story in The Worst?

    Can someone let me know when PLC graduate Belle Taylor writes on something OTHER than bogans and mullets?

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  4. Onanist says:

    When I first learned of the practice of dick piercing, for a while thereafter I confused a Prince Albert with a King Edward – made for some weird looks in Coles!

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  5. StrathGordon says:

    Ah, and like everything else in Perth, a brown stain two feet high. Did the job hurt that much?

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  6. Leo says:

    WTF take the piss out of someone’s name who was good enough to donate land. What’s next photos of two sand dunes that sort of look like a pair of tits, or vegetables that resemble penises? Lift your game TWOP.

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    • Snuff says:

      Fine suggestions, Leo. Your contributions, (which for some reason I can’t seem to find just now), have all been fantastic, by the way.

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    • You have acess to such photos?

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    • Bento says:

      Every developer these days has to give up land for public open space when they subdivide. I suspect big Dick Piercy was simply fortunate enough to be of the era when the landed elite also got to put up a sign to congratulate themselves through all eternity.

      PS – I give it 8 minutes before Snuff links to pictures of your fantastic suggestions, Leo.

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      • Leo says:

        That’s a tragic attitude. He could have just given the land to his family. They don’t have to give up land the size of this park. The City of Melville put up the sign.

        I just find that comments and criticisms of people on this site are often misplaced.

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        • The size of the land doesn’t make any difference to the amusing quality of his name.

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        • Rolly says:

          Leo,
          You are one more of the poor unenlightened who, for some unfathomable reason, believe that these postings are intended to convey considered discourse into the rarefied environment of the wider blogosphere.

          You have evidently either:

          a. read insufficiently of the previous postings,
          b. not understood the bulk of the previous postings,
          c. been overwhelmed by the rare, but profound, piece of outrageous rationality that occasionally sneaks its way into the otherwise ridiculous mass of the general commentary, or
          d. not actually engaged your brain after waking this morning.

          The latter assuming, of course, that you have one to switch on.

          It is not the comments and criticisms that are misplaced.

          It is you.

          You should not be here if your are unable to perceive the total pisstakedness of it all.

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      • Snuff says:

        I wouldn’t want to steal Leo’s thunder, Bento. We’ll just have to wait.

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  7. Dick & Rita Piercy's Son says:

    Oh, never mind.

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  8. Leo says:

    There’s a Bruce Lee park in Beaconsfield and I reckon Bruce never visited Beaconsfield what with all his karate and all, he was probably just too busy.

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  9. skink says:

    Nee Stammers?

    I’ve had a knee trembler, but never a st-st-stammer

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  10. Snuff says:

    Bento … ?

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  14. The Legend 101 says:

    I know Lake Rd but wheres Kardinya i want to check this park out. I bet it has a long story of history according to the sign.

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