Price Point

Posted on February 1, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Went to Fringe Played Gardens which I will speak of later. But if Famous Sharon and burlesque has lost all value over the long, long and now tedious years, at least “drug” is still at original Fringe prices. 

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Blank Cartridge

Posted on January 31, 2017 by AHC McDonald

If your commercial centre is given its death notice when Cartridge World moves in, what does it mean when Cartridge World closes?  Could even a Rub ‘n Tug survive in Kalamunda”s bleak “For Lease” tundra? If you have to drive to Midland to get a cheap toner refil and a handjob, it’s hard to imagine why you’d go back up the hill. And even if there was a rub ‘n tug  right there in Barfberry Square, it would be cash only and closed on Mondays. I’d like to suggest John Day was asleep at the wheel, but what wheel?

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Josh Kennedy, Active Shooter

Posted on January 30, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Extraordinary piece by CW seen on the Warsaw end of Milligan Street (Northbridge), showing Josh Kennedy gaining an unfair advantage over the pack with use of an automatic. At one point he even seems to shoot his own foot off. Another wonderful submission in TWOP year ten. Despite this evidence, the Cock Burn Thunder are also looking a bit cheaty and seem to be on track for a tainted 9th place if Shane Yarran’s tweets are to be believed. And they are.

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Outrage Sunday 279 Midland fences

Posted on January 29, 2017 by rottobloggo

Only 41 days to go! Empty houses, barbed wire, spacious tarmac, lights blazing – it’s all happening. Looking forward to the candidate poetry slam next week. Will the ALP’s villanelle series see them hang on, or will the Liberals‘ non-rhyming palinodes get them over the line? img_5338img_5350img_5339img_5351

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Pavlov’s

Posted on January 27, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I can never resist a discunt. Like a Wanneroot. I have to say dis cunt, dat cunt, whatever cunt. This one from Bento In Bayswater. It’s pure Future Bayswater.

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I Oppose

Posted on January 26, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Well, I’m an artist and I also oppose officeworks’ all over the place opening hours. J’accuse and Sic semper Torana. Is that a cleverly mocked RalliArt sticker? I can’t tell. I think this was from Dave P? Also not 100% sure.artist.jpg

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Bolly waffle

Posted on January 25, 2017 by rottobloggo

What a relief! Something on teh WAToady means I can avoid moderating Frank’s ranting! They have put up a yarn about allegedly stolen champagne (“expensive alcoholic beverage”). They got it from the cops’ Twitter – but don’t report which types of bubbly were stolen! (If they’d read the POST, they’d know it was Bollinger, and Veuve Clicquot). And – teh Toady have illustrated the report with a pic of a bottle of Egly-Ouriet! Who even drinks that these days? Where is the Peppy Grove Wanker when you need him/her? egly

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Point Percy

Posted on January 25, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I’ve always called Point Walter Point Percy. Reign of Error shows why. Driving a Volvo, you’re already kind of in C&B territory. 

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Upcycle 

Posted on January 24, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I wanted to get this lovely Kalamunda piece of ugliness earlier, but it would be harder to show that the building is essentially derelict right in the town center. No doubt not helped by proximity to tired ole John Day’s tired ole electorate office. Kalamunda business, the powerhouse of the hills, where lights blaze late into the early afternoon. In other news, Kalamunda Cartridge World had closed. True and sad story.

 

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Desk of Souls

Posted on January 23, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I guess a DJ desk of skulls looks a lot better at night and when you are drunk, or …undead or similar. And the missing noggin? Daylight and sober, kind of crappy. Leederville. Statin Quarter.

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