Blank Cartridge

If your commercial centre is given its death notice when Cartridge World moves in, what does it mean when Cartridge World closes?  Could even a Rub ‘n Tug survive in Kalamunda”s bleak “For Lease” tundra? If you have to drive to Midland to get a cheap toner refil and a handjob, it’s hard to imagine why you’d go back up the hill. And even if there was a rub ‘n tug  right there in Barfberry Square, it would be cash only and closed on Mondays. I’d like to suggest John Day was asleep at the wheel, but what wheel?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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29 Responses to Blank Cartridge

  1. Bento says:

    “A chicen in every pot, and a cartridge in every printer.” John Day’s re-election slogan just fell to pieces.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Maybe if Uber did cartridges and handjobs this would make sence.

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  3. Zuben says:

    Ubersex.

    Tried … not played .

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  4. Zuben says:

    John ‘Goose Egg’ Day .

    Tried … AND played .

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  5. you'll get wet says:

    Cartridge Heights would make a good name for a Kalamunda satellite city. Watch for a desperate Day to steal my idea and take it to the election.

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