Josh Kennedy, Active Shooter

Extraordinary piece by CW seen on the Warsaw end of Milligan Street (Northbridge), showing Josh Kennedy gaining an unfair advantage over the pack with use of an automatic. At one point he even seems to shoot his own foot off. Another wonderful submission in TWOP year ten. Despite this evidence, the Cock Burn Thunder are also looking a bit cheaty and seem to be on track for a tainted 9th place if Shane Yarran’s tweets are to be believed. And they are.

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11 Responses to Josh Kennedy, Active Shooter

  1. Rong1 says:

    Ooh, my favourite font – Haphazard Serif.
    I thought footbrawlers only shot their mouths off.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    On the plus side at least this isn’t tattooed on some guy’s arm. Yet.

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  3. Zuben says:

    What if every player had a gun , and every fan at a footy match ?

    Security could all carry guns too …

    And the staff at the food n bev , whay if they each had a gun ?

    News announcers , refs , field medicos , coaches and cheerleaders could to the man and woman each pack some heat with live ammo too .

    In what ways would the game be thus enhanced !!

    Players wouldnt need drugs in order to shoot up any more , eg …

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  4. Zuben says:

    Note the active shooter switches hands in order to kick .

    Thankfully he seems to have been trained to avoid the sexually ambiguous (for many , though not all , bearded men) ‘Palm Down’ position of the right during the moment of truth ….

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  5. Slanderer says:

    Good to see fringe social activism is thriving in the Hood.

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  6. Misspent Yoof says:

    Has his beard suddenly grown 18 inches longer in the third one, or is he being attacked by a small flying hairy marsupial?

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      Along with a number of other players Josh was at the AFL the high altitude beard growing and tattoo camp during the off-season.

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  7. Looks more like Akermanis circa 2003

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