Of Champions

Posted on August 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Tristan H. West Perth. More serenity for the afternoon.I’m wondering if one of these will ever be picked up by 720 Mornings or Drive. Every day on facebook it’s “We saw x in the paper this morning. What’s the x-ist x you’ve ever had? Let us know your favourite x story.” So please can there be “We saw beer bottles and tuna on TWOP today. What’s the most beer bottles and tuna you’ve ever had on a windowsill? Tell us your favourite bottles and tuna stories.” OR, it surely must go meta query. “We saw ourselves asking you about shit this morning. What’s the laziest time you’ve ever seen us seeing ourselves asking you about shit? Tell us your favourite us seeing ourselves asking you shit stories.”

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Bentley

Posted on August 9, 2011 by AHC McDonald

House. Bentley. By Banal ology. (I may have hurried Banal a little when choosing a name). Outrage will be pleased at the number of Newspapers, even though they seem to have chosen The Sunday Times and Community News.House Bentley

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Wine Line

Posted on August 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

How about a nice serene winebottle garden border to take us to an afternoon space. By Orbea, Mt Hawthorn. With wine prices as they are, using the full bottles wouldn’t be that much more expensive.

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The tards that ate Bullsbrook

Posted on August 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Ash. Is Bullsbrook still part of rurotardia, or is it, like Mandurah an inner suburb.

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Outrage Sunday 14 Valley of Death

Posted on August 7, 2011 by rottobloggo

Six hours getting on and off a bus in the Swan Valley yesterday for someone’s 50th: by the time it was 3.30pm and we were wrapping up at a brewery I was longing for a giant mariachi-playing dugong to fall from the sky and squash me flat.

You know you’re in a world-class leading edge vibrant tourism hub when toilet hubs are in other languages.

Just about everywhere sells T-shirts, caps, cardigans, blow-up dolls, fishing gear: there’s even felching apparel.

Where’s Cookster when you need him? He would have been stewing in his own juices at the sight of this delicacy. I was keen to compare this to Rottnest herring but Krazy Kym muttered something about me needing a complete basting…

There were other savoury treats too! Come one come all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there for the weekend. Our glorious mayor is coinciding with a significant leading edge vibrant value-added family-entertainment modality today – see you on the bouncy castles!

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Weekend Worstoff 163

Posted on August 6, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Ralf Hebecker, the German designer/academic behind Ugly New Zealand, tells me that German has a word for our kind of activity – Nestbeschmutzer “fouling ones own nest”. he has produced a lovely graphical illustration and suggests we form a powerful nest fouling trans Tasman network. Yes Ralf, I will buy a tshirt of that.Ralf also sends me a couple of shots of the beauty of Naples. Has there ever been a time when Naples garbage has been collected?Too keep on an NZ theme for a moment, Pete F gives us the fairly ominous sounding news that the Maketu Pie is back. Where did it go? Maketu I assume. And why such a pie would travel here to Kwinarnia I don’t know.Patrick Z saw She-Ra’s move towards “total vibrancy” with a street lightning project. I believe there will be ball, sheet and forked available.lisa scaffidiPete F also finds the use of Chinese font and fish font on the same sign in Cairns. And an establishment in the Daintree that seems to have breached its own no dickhead policy. Maybe a no more dickheads policy.Whoa, a huge worstoff today. Meccano or similar questions the naming of this Melbourne catering company. Worst well.

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Poultry

Posted on August 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Another reason bookshops are dying in the arse. Not enough books like Poultry for sale. By FDS Banal-ology who sent in “a heap of worsts”.

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Assortment of rocks

Posted on August 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Another Purple Wyrm classic. A laminotard from the Bayswater precinct. Anteck cerment.And by the way, please visit fellow worster in New Zealand, ie Ugly New Zealand. Some materpieces, such as this. AND THIS!

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Breath out

Posted on August 4, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Sue B.Not only does this auto owner attempt to make themselves look like a total plonker by having Foo Fighter lyrics on their window, (Were they the AIDS denying band or am I thinking of someone else?) they manage to spell breathe incorrectly. Or did they? In any case. Knob. Where was this SB?

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Subiaco Banana

Posted on August 4, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I love it. Don’t care if any of youse pigs don’t. By Purple Wyrm.

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