Of Champions

By Tristan H. West Perth. More serenity for the afternoon.I’m wondering if one of these will ever be picked up by 720 Mornings or Drive. Every day on facebook it’s “We saw x in the paper this morning. What’s the x-ist x you’ve ever had? Let us know your favourite x story.” So please can there be “We saw beer bottles and tuna on TWOP today. What’s the most beer bottles and tuna you’ve ever had on a windowsill? Tell us your favourite bottles and tuna stories.” OR, it surely must go meta query. “We saw ourselves asking you about shit this morning. What’s the laziest time you’ve ever seen us seeing ourselves asking you about shit? Tell us your favourite us seeing ourselves asking you shit stories.”

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to Of Champions

  1. vegan says:

    lovely.

    i like these quiet afternoon images.

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  2. BRIK says:

    At least they’re thinking about the dolphins.

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  3. rottobloggo says:

    Wonderful. Tin and glass and brick…I feel a haiku coming on…

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  4. Bento says:

    Very Zen (ignoring the dead tuna in the room).

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    Its Not Zen Bento, Its called Bogan

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  6. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    That’s a cheap shot at 720. Imagine having to put 3 hours of radio to air about what’s happening in Perth EVERY DAY. I’d be lying there in a cold sweat every night.

    It’s nice to see people actually opening the West too. Bet the Worst shareholders are happy they threw their lot in with Kerry Stokes debt laden Channel 7 outfit. Looks like that is working out well for them.

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