The Tit Offensive

Posted on January 30, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Well I guess it’s multicultural. By Orbea. Wanneroot.

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Posted on January 29, 2012 by rottobloggo

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I had JJ’s Oz Day, er, recreation in the bag. Not Worst, and outstanding lawn.

 

Went to Rottnest during the week: it’s still there. Seats over a bit cramped, though, as you admire “just water and more water”.

Did see esky action at Cott, though. Was not tempted to help self.

 

Say hello to my friend Yogi BarleyMaxMan, cereal superhero with the wired and gaint digestive tract.

BarleyMaxMan sez: “The cold hard facts of chronic diseases in Australia highlight the need for practical, effective diet and lifestyle solutions that can help lift the burden of chronic disease impacting so heavily on our Nation.”

But some think BarleyMaxMan’s endosperm is “somewhat disappointing…a little dry”.

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Weekend Worstoff 186

Posted on January 28, 2012 by AHC McDonald

In case I can’t post anything from down south, here’s a picture of The lazy Aussie aka Prince Daddy, by Cameron.That’s a crown btw.

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Marmorial

Posted on January 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Tried to get a closer shot of these marble boozies in Embleton, but not so good with the phone.Lani C adds something in a similar vein from Reservoir in Victoria. Cherub rogering a fish .

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Australia Day

Posted on January 26, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Orbea says, “Hey, here’s a picture of a panda in Hahndorf South Australia wearing a sombrero for Australia Day post!” The connection eludes me, but sure. OK. Whatever.I’ll be down south for a few days, so moderation may be sporadic.

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The continued rise of Shedism

Posted on January 25, 2012 by AHC McDonald

There have been more examples of Shedism suggested, Western Australia’s contribution to the built environment, kind of like the architectural version of  a safari suit. The still incomplete Perth Arena is still getting critical acclaim as seen by Herb , whereas Jaidyn Jaxxon documented Centerpoint Midland, already a craphole, but now somehow made worse with some kind of Shedist revival being thrust upon it. JJ suggests that Shedism is perhaps the mean rather than the nadir of architecture. Perhaps sales of miniorb bear this out. He also snapped a nice Baileys sign while there.

Other examples of Shedism suggested have been the Albany Entertainment Centre, and Fremantle Maritime Museum, although they are part of the splinter Boat Shedism movement. And Fremantle does look good, but that may be my photography skills.

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Collider

Posted on January 24, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Well this is Canberra as experienced by Dave P. But it does show how far you have to go to find a decent pair these days. Irish bar, Phoenix Pub. Possibly connected (by underground tunnel) to the Irish Dance Academy in Wangara. 

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Craic my backside

Posted on January 23, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Rob F sent in possibly one of the best ever worsts, which I probably can’t use, but he followed through with this monstrosity from Wangara. Irish dance academy? In a fuck off roller doored tilt-up in Wangara? With poxy Celtic font? Marvellous! One of my most hated types is that awful Celtic/Gaelic rubbish. As bad as Chinese restaurant font. Maybe they should have used that.

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Posted on January 22, 2012 by rottobloggo

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. But when it passed I saw the plate was not quite right. And the driver was hatless. It’s a cruel, cruel world.

This Shenton Park fence struck terror into me again. And in the week McGowan fixed the taps. Coincidence? As Martin Agrippa said, “Show me a coincidence and I’ll buy you a pasty”.

As I said, it’s a cruel, cruel world. What better evidence of world worstness than this near-new Mastermind set beside one of my favourite charity bins? It is mainly, of course, anti-Semitism. I always thought the bloke with the beard was too cool for Brentwood PS. But kids these days are all about COD and Farmville.

Ah well. Just get to the shops and shell out $2 bucks for your tatts, and stay on message.

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Weekend Worstoff 185

Posted on January 21, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Are there fewer flag wagons this year, or still too early? Maybe I asked that last year and we got a late flood. Or maybe it’s going to be a cape with sleeves year, as seen by Matt. $8!
Dylan H asks if these make Clarkson more or less barren.

And Bento got a headache from this sign. 
Worst well

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