Ferrals

Posted on April 18, 2012 by AHC McDonald

The sentiment, the spelling, and the rrrrrrurality of it all. Maybe they just roll their rrrrrrrrrs a lot. By RubyRuby Margaret River. So is it clear which ones they conserve and which they shoot. Rabbit – shoot. Goat – shoot. Pig – shoot. Rhino..?

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Faggots drive utes

Posted on April 17, 2012 by AHC McDonald

But it has to beat catching the bus right? By Pete F. Hamilton Hill.

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People’s Editor

Posted on April 16, 2012 by AHC McDonald

The West has decided to pull out of the Press Council, citing fears that some government funding made its independance suspect. They have therefore set up their own complaints department – There. Much more idependent. Nobel Peace Prize recipient Jim McGinty, and “Nelson Mandela Keeping Shit Real” award runner up Cheryl Edwardes are on the panel. They meet in the secret underground chamber that runs between the Belltower and the Weld Club. Once every 5 years.
I have decided that The Worst of Perth needs a readers’ editor too, someone who could deal idependently with reader complaints. I’m thinking Legend101. They need to be able to respond with “No, you’re a looser,” “Read the post dickhead,” and”No, YOU really are the worst of Perth.” Complaints will then be referred to the ethics committee – myself – for further action. Any nominees?

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Decanter

Posted on April 16, 2012 by AHC McDonald

A child’s willy whiskey dispenser – Yeah, you heard me. Shot in an art teacher kind of way, by Ljuke or associate.  (It’s not a metre high. Or black.) In Guildford.

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Outrage Sunday 49 dolce and gabbana

Posted on April 15, 2012 by rottobloggo

You can’t call or text this Shenton Park bloke in the morning as he is getting saved by Jesus. Three people had taken his number. Hopefully they will tell him God is in the details.

Ciara only keeps her Chrissy cards and bags for three months.

A leaf for hand in hand! You natural persons old and young! This Guildford scene was Whitmanesque. But Perth is the new City of Friends.

This gent may need to put a flyer up in Shenton Park too if his time in court ends poorly. I love reading the crime reports in the NYDN – but is this dashing Brooklyn financier blond? Perhaps the Bartender can explain. I liked this reader comment: “Thew officer on the left looks like Ed Koch, The perp looks like Robert Chambers, and the officer on the right looks like Detective Santiago, from the old classic movie Money Train starring a true life murderer Robert Blake”. Is Park Slope a nice area?

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Weekend Worstoff 196

Posted on April 14, 2012 by AHC McDonald

The diamons or the denim, take your pick. By Turf. 
A statement. As seen by Pete F. 
Caltex Kewdale from Bob. 
And Tim D saw fit to sends a pic of a sandwich on the bus in Woodvale. Why not?

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Manchild

Posted on April 13, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Words not really required for these words. By Pete F. Ruthless. Grrr. South Fremantle.

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Brilliant, you’re here!

Posted on April 12, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Turf. Success. A new millenium version of the shot below by Vic Demised from way back in 2008. Have we really evolved so much? Given, the implied “…Cunt” from the 2008 version is gone, but…I can’t help feeling we’ve gone backwards.

We have always been at war with Eastasia

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Sharper look for the rural dude

Posted on April 11, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Only in Northam – surely – could a denim shirt with rolled up sleeves, black  jeans and tatts be regarded as a sharper look. In Toodyay obviously a smarter look would be new denim cutoffs for your sister –  who you just married, but I thought Northam would at least run to boardshorts! And what kind of “occasion” would there ever be in Northam, apart from getting all righteously racist about sending aborigines back where they came from (ie Moora). They do have that night where the old dudes celebrate Tet calling out about “Charlie” and “punji sticks”, (wait that was Toodyay as well) and I guess you could wear this. I guess. What are these rurotards doing with their subsidies? Here’s a picture of a farm on fire I took a few minutes later if that makes you feel any better.

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Your inner Hasse

Posted on April 10, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Local member Barry Hasse‘s tips on cherishing a child on a disused shop front in Geraldton at night by Natalia Fan#1. Phew! It’s all a rich tapestry. 

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